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Bricks in Motion
Bricks in Motion
We are a friendly filmmaking community devoted to the art of stop-motion animation using LEGO® and similar construction toys. Here, you can share your work, join our community of other brickfilmers, and participate in periodic animation contests!
A place to discuss, share, and create stop motion films.
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What do you call it when you grow fungi on your hand?
Animators Hand
BertL, I think I just died. Those are classics.
What's a Hindu?
Lays eggs (hen-do)
This was deemed the funniest joke in the world by some obscure official joke guy.
Two hunters are walking in the woods and one of them falls over suddenly. He doesn't seem to be breathing. The other hunter whips out his phone and dials 911. "My friend is dead! What do I do?!" The operator says; "All right, all right, calm down. Now, first make sure he's really dead." "Okay." Silence, then a shot is heard. "Okay," says the hunter, "Now what?"
Two friends are walking in the woods and spot a bear coming at them. One of them starts lacing up his running shoes. The other says; "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear." His friend replies; "I don't need to outrun the bear. I just need to outrun you.
A biker is cruising down a road at 30mph. When he stops at a stop sign, an old man on a moped shoots by him like a rocket. The biker doesn't want to be shown up by an old man, so he revvs up his bike. Soon the old man shoots behing him just as quickly as he passed. The biker, pleased, stops at a red light, and again the man shoots past him as if shot from a cannon. the biker, annoyed, revvs up his bike again and soon overtakes the man. Then he stops at his destination and the old man once more shoots past him and-WHAM-runs into a tree. The biker rushes over and says "Oh my god! Are you okay? Is there anything I can do?" The man replies; "Well, yeah, sonny. You could unhook my suspenders from your handlebars."
A termite walks into a bar and says; "Is the bar tender here?"
Why did the toilet paper go down the hill?
It wanted to get to the bottom!
Bathroom humor FTW.
Where does a king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
Justin Bieber.
Thats the best one yet. 
LMP wrote:Spoiler (click to read)
THE DONUT!
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When was there aSpoiler (click to read)
donut?
Look at my last joke on the first page. They are connected.
goldencamerastudios wrote:topitmunkeydog wrote:that reminds me of forrestfire101's "the duck song"
I've never even heard of that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
it's hilarious
i think he's lying/joking
Dumb joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?Spoiler (click to read)
Because it was dead.
wich one of the four monkeys
died jk they will live forever
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in the crack.
The kindergarten kids had graduated to the infant class. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten.
She told them to use grown-up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.
The first little one said he went to see his Nana.
The teacher said, 'No, no, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown-up word.'
The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher again said, 'No, no, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown-up word.'
Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and, in a very adult way, replied - (Warning)
Winnie the !@#$!
So a teacher asks her kindergarten class: "Do any of you know what Jesus said to his friends when he rose from the dead?" A little gril in the back raises her hand. The teacher asks; "Are you sure you know it?" The girl nods. "Well, then, what did he say?" The girl stretches out her arms and says;
"Ta-daa!"
A man with a big orange head walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Why is your head big and orange?"
The man says "Well, I found a magic lamp with a genie inside and it granted me three wishes!"
"That doesn't explain why you have a big orange head. What did you wish for first?"
"I wished for loads of money, and I got it."
"That still doesn't explain the big orange head. Then what did you wish for?"
"A big house, and I got that too."
"That still doesnt explain your big orange head. So what did you wish for last?"
So the man with a big orange head says
"A big orange head"
A lego related joke now:
Why couldn't Timmy go to Legoland?
It had been put back in the tub!
Someone told me this in Chat once. It's a LEGO joke:
A pair of 2x4 bricks are in a club, chatting. They're trying their best to win over the attractive 2x2s over on the other side of the room, but they're failing. No matter what they do, the 2x2s just aren't interested.
A 1x1 plate enters and suddenly they 2x2s turn to look. They giggle to each other and sidle over to the newcomer, who takes it all in. They swarm around the 1x1 plate for the rest of the evening, leaving the 2x4s talking by themselves.
"What is it about him that makes him so popular?" says one to the other.
The other 2x4 replies:
"He's a stud!"
mod edit: no thanks
What do you say to a Browns player with a Superbowl ring?
"Stop! Thief!"
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Every time they say on the weather channel that there's going to be a tornado touchdown in the Cleveland area, everyone heads over to the Browns stadium because there's never any touchdowns there.
Ba Dum, Tish.
What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?
A gorilla with bananas in his ears.
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