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What's black and white and black and black and white and black and white?

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A penguin rolling down a hill.

What's black and white and laughing?

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The penguin who pushed him.

Why did Snoop Dog need an umbrella?

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Fo Drizzle (For Drizzle)

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you aim right.

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why did the bucket cross the road.
cause it didnt.

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Why didn't the dented bucket cross the road?
'Cause it already did.

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DUBBLE POZT!!

Why in the world do I like to watch Titanic?!

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Because I like watching the part when everyone fall off the boat

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OOO EEMM GEEEYY!
Triple post ftw!

Rebecca Black is now the second most popular female singer.

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She's just under Justin Bieber.

olol

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What happens when you eat all the potatoes?

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They're all gone!

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Living LEGO wrote:

DUBBLE POZT!!

Why in the world do I like to watch Titanic?!

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Because I like watching the part when everyone fall off the boat

lol I thought you were gonna say because you liked art...

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LegoComDude wrote:

What happens when you eat all the potatoes?

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Their all gone!

Unfunny jokes are unfunny 100% of the time. I'm sort of picking one out from the crowd, firstly because potatoes deserve better jokes than that, but also because if you're going to post a joke, it's generally a good idea to include some sort of wit or humor in it. (Also you spelled "their" wrong. It's spelled "They're".) mini/wink

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Lamplight wrote:

lol I thought you were gonna say because you liked art...

Well, this is a family-friendly site. That's the second reason I like to watch it.

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Haha, nice.

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What does a chicken and a grape have in common?

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They are both purple... Except for the chicken.

That was funnier with the victory dance and canned laughter.

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What happens if a bird poops on your lawn?
You never go out with her again..

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mini/XD Nice one DWStorm! You had me chuckling.

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A golf joke that my P.E teacher told my class. WARNING]: It's only funny if you understand golf!



A man was out on a golf course, beginning to tee off. A ranger yelled at him through a bullhorn: "WOULD THE GENTLEMAN IN THE RED HAT PLEASE MOVE AWAY FROM THE WOMAN'S TEE!" The man didn't move, so the ranger said again: "WOULD THE GENTLEMAN IN THE RED HAT PLEASE MOVE AWAY FROM THE WOMAN'S TEE!" The man still didn't move, so the ranger said again:"WOULD THE GENTLEMAN IN THE RED HAT PLEASE MOVE AWAY FROM THE WOMAN'S TEE!" The man turned and yelled at the ranger:

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Would the ranger please let me take my second shot!"

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Nice!

Years ago Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the chin.........

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Today they are known as giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn't breath.........

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He just holds air hostage and releases it when he sees fit.

Chuck Norris doesn't read.........

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He just stares books down until they give him the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris falls in the water he doesn't get wet......

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The water gets Chuck Norris-ed.

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KobbleThePenguin wrote:

What does a chicken and a grape have in common?

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They are both purple... Except for the chicken.

That was funnier with the victory dance and canned laughter.

And again, this is the joke thread, where it's commonplace to post jokes, not random things that aren't funny at all. Sorry, but that didn't even compare to canned laughter. mini/smile  Just sayin'.

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What did the left bun say to the right bun?

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Come hang with me.

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What did th saucer say to the teacup?

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your feelin hot!