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When's the best time to go to the dentist? Two-thirty! (tooth-thirty)
In the version I heard, it was "tooth-hurty". 
Ok, a plane is crashing and there are four people on it but the problem is there are only three parachutes. The four people on the plane are Jonny Depp, Orlando Bloom, The Pilot and a school boy. Jonny Depp says "I'll go first since I'm more important than all of you" So he takes a parachute and jumps. Orlando Bloom says "I should go next because I'm awesome" So he takes a parachute and jumps. The Pilot then turns to the school boy and says "You should go first you've got your whole life ahead of you" Then the school boy turns to The Pilot and says "Ummm we can both go, Jonny Depp took my schoolbag"!!!!
- There is nothing you can do! You are about to die!
- You sound like my doctor!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh
(Just thought up of this one!) What does a car park manager hang his dirty clothes on?
A krap rac!
Justin Bieber.
Hahahahahaha no. 
If people choose to listen to him let him be. There is no need to criticize the people who do and spam this thread.
To keep on topic with this thread:
How do you define a will? It's a Dead Giveaway.
A fish swims into a bar.
Spoiler (click to read)
"Dam"?
Please read this even though it's a little repetitive and begins with "A ______ walks into a bar...". I think it's pretty funny.
A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks; "Got any grapes?" The bartender, a little bewildered, says; "No, this is a bar." The duck leaves. An hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender, annoyed now, says; "No, this is a bar. We sell hard drinks." The ducks leaves again. An hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender exclaims irritatedly; "NO, this is a BAR! We have BEER!" The duck leaves yet again. and hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender is really p----- off now, and says; "NO, AND IF YOU AK ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!" The duck leaves and sure enough, comes back in an hour and says to the bartender; "Got any nails?" "NO!" "Got any grapes?"
Please read this even though it's a little repetitive and begins with "A ______ walks into a bar...". I think it's pretty funny.
A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks; "Got any grapes?" The bartender, a little bewildered, says; "No, this is a bar." The duck leaves. An hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender, annoyed now, says; "No, this is a bar. We sell hard drinks." The ducks leaves again. An hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender exclaims irritatedly; "NO, this is a BAR! We have BEER!" The duck leaves yet again. and hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender is really p----- off now, and says; "NO, AND IF YOU AK ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!" The duck leaves and sure enough, comes back in an hour and says to the bartender; "Got any nails?" "NO!" "Got any grapes?"
that reminds me of forrestfire101's "the duck song"
here's a good one:
What do you call a government run by a potato?
a dictatorship (dicTATERship)
Last edited by topit (February 5, 2011 (09:17am))
goldencamerastudios wrote:Please read this even though it's a little repetitive and begins with "A ______ walks into a bar...". I think it's pretty funny.
A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks; "Got any grapes?" The bartender, a little bewildered, says; "No, this is a bar." The duck leaves. An hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender, annoyed now, says; "No, this is a bar. We sell hard drinks." The ducks leaves again. An hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender exclaims irritatedly; "NO, this is a BAR! We have BEER!" The duck leaves yet again. and hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender is really p----- off now, and says; "NO, AND IF YOU AK ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!" The duck leaves and sure enough, comes back in an hour and says to the bartender; "Got any nails?" "NO!" "Got any grapes?"
that reminds me of forrestfire101's "the duck song"
I've never even heard of that song.
topitmunkeydog wrote:goldencamerastudios wrote:Please read this even though it's a little repetitive and begins with "A ______ walks into a bar...". I think it's pretty funny.
A duck walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and asks; "Got any grapes?" The bartender, a little bewildered, says; "No, this is a bar." The duck leaves. An hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender, annoyed now, says; "No, this is a bar. We sell hard drinks." The ducks leaves again. An hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender exclaims irritatedly; "NO, this is a BAR! We have BEER!" The duck leaves yet again. and hour later he comes back and asks the bartender; "Got any grapes?" The bartender is really p----- off now, and says; "NO, AND IF YOU AK ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!" The duck leaves and sure enough, comes back in an hour and says to the bartender; "Got any nails?" "NO!" "Got any grapes?"
that reminds me of forrestfire101's "the duck song"
I've never even heard of that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
it's hilarious
The Sea Cucumber looks over to the Mollusk and says: With friends like these, who needs Anemones. [/Nemo]
So there's this couple, and they are planning to have a date on the beach. The guy is secretly planning on asking her to marry him while out on the beach. On the day of the date, the guy goes to the beach a little early. He takes out the engadgement ring and starts examining it. His fingers slip and he drops the ring on to the sand. As he is about to pick it up, the high tide comes in and carries the ring out into the ocean. The dude is speechless and doesn't know what to do. When the girl gets there, he recommends going to a sea food resteraunt on the harbor. When they are at the resteraunt, they order a lobster to split. The waiter comes back later with the lobster and cuts it open. Guess what was in the lobster?
THE DONUT!
Last edited by LMP (February 5, 2011 (12:10pm))
Here's a funny joke, but I didn't make it up:
If you give a man a fire, he'll stay warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No I-Deer (No Idea)
Spoiler (click to read)
THE DONUT!
...
When was there a
donut?
This doesn't really make sense but it's funny to me and my friends.
Why did Mary fall off her bike?
Because she crashed into a fridge! (Told you it was random)
Dumb joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
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