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What do you call a gorilla with bananas in his ears?
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A gorilla with bananas in his ears.
Haha, classic.
i=imaginary number
π=piSo i walks up to π and says, "You should be rational." π turns around and replies, "get real."
Nerd joke 
Oh, so funny....
Math jokes are the first sine of nerdiness. They want to make me derive myself off a cliff.
Math jokes are the first sine of nerdiness. They want to make me derive myself off a cliff.
How's this?
What is the value of studying geometry? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
OHEY GYZE I GOT A MATH JOKE FOR YOUUUU.
What do you call an occupied toilet in a plane?
A hypotenuse.
What did the guy say when he walked into a bar?
Ouch.
What did the guy say when he walked into a bar?
I walked into a bar.
mod edit: no thanks
damn it
What do you call Real Brick interpreters
Fake Brick
Why was Brick6 afraid of Brick7? Because Brick7 Brick8 Brick9!
~Credit goes to Jargon
Hasn't that one already been used?
A guy goes into a bar with a tiger. He has a drink and forgets the tiger.
When he leaves the barman says "You gonna leave that lyin' there?"
Yes, but it's a tiger.
I love it, Kobble. Also, I had no idea that the username joke would survive thus. I thought it was rather dumb.
I think its funny. As you can see, I put it in my signature!
What do you call an 8 foot murderer with a chainsaw?
Absolutely nothing!!!
A man had a car accident, unfortunately in the crash, 50% of his brain was destroyed. Amazingly he could still function without it. However, he went to consult some doctors, and was confused by the results.. Why?
One said there was nothing left, the other said it was alright!
A kid comes home from school complaining of a stomach ache. His mom says; "That's because it's empty. You'll feel better with something in it." Later the dad comes home from work, complaining of a headache. The kid says brightly; "That's because it's empty. You'll feel better with something in it."
So i walks up to π and says, "You should be rational." π turns around and replies, "get real."
I remember the first time I got that joke. I felt smart. 
Why did Tommy Wiseau cross the road?
hes just a chicken cheep cheep cheep
Last edited by Danimation (February 27, 2011 (05:49am))
Yo Mamma so stupid, when she solved 4 factorial, she included the zero!
So you're at an Italian restaurant, and you leave without eating your bread. The waiter says,
"Focaccia Bread!" (say it out loud, Forgot ya bread!)
What did Paris say before he shot Achilles in the heel?
"I kill his tendon!" (achilles tendon hahahaha)
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put it in, close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
All of the animals go to a meeting. which one was missing?
The giraffe--he was still in the fridge!...
Last edited by topit (March 22, 2011 (02:11pm))
I literial rofl'd at that one, KG! You just made my day!
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