There are in my opinion 4 Kinds of Bad. Disappointing (eg, Indiana Jones 4), Mediocre/Bad (The Last Airbender), So-Bad-Their-Good/Awesome (anything by Ed Wood), and Abomination (Batman and Robin)
Disappointing:
Terminator Salvation (I actually like Terminator 3)
Avatar (I HATE this movie - but its by no means horrible. Its story is an abomination, but the rest is fairly well done)
Indiana Jones 4
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Harry Potter 3 & 4
The Golden Compass (It has the best cast of villains ever, including the ever-awesome Christopher Lee, but we only see them for 1 SCENE!!!)
Mediocre/Bad:
Any Disney Channel Movie
Any Direct-to-DVD Disney Movie
Spy Kids 2/3 (the 3D sucks)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Any Romantic Comedy (apart from 'Love Actually', which is redeemed by the sheer presence of Alan Rickman)
Eragon (OK-ish book that despite ripping off every fantasy movie in the world is enjoyable and interesting - but terrible movie that blatantly points these rip-offs out, whilst the book was a little more subtle about it)
Stormbreaker (this is strange, since the cast is AMAZING!! Stephen Fry, Mickey Rourke, Bill Nighy, Ewan McGregor...why did they get saddled with this awful movie?)
Quantum of Solace (The evil plan is to overcharge people for water)
Doctor Who: The TV Movie (its almost as bad as Series 5)
So-Bad Their Good:
Plan 9 from Outer Space ("Your stupid minds!! Stupid!! STUPID!!!")
Anything with Reb Brown in it (He's the B-Movie Schwarzenegger - only American, but you need him in your movie for one thing: Yelling at the top of his voice whilst rapidly firing a machine gun twice the size of him. F**KING AWESOME!!)
Batman 1960 (although, this barely counts since I swear its deliberate)
50's Monster Movies
Manos: The Hands of Fate - The Mystery Science Theatre Version (Yes, I have seen 'Manos: The Hands of Dave')
The Room ("YOU ARE A LION I NEARLY HIT YOU!!")
I have yet to watch 'Troll 2'. I'm trying to track it down along with a Region 2/Region Free copy of 'The Room', since I've only seen it on Youtube. And I really want Tommy Wiseau to sign it (if you buy it off the Website, he will do it free off charge)
Also, 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' - my favourite movie of all time - doesn't count, since it is only really mediocre but is awesomely mediocre.
Abomination:
Batman and Robin (although Mr Freeze's puns and some of the cheesy clichés do sometimes cross into the so-bad-its-good)
Highlander 2: The Quickening
Anything by The Asylum (although, apparently 'Sherlock Holmes' is hilarious)
Anything by Uwe Boll (although 'Bloodrayne' has some hilarity to it)
Battlefield Earth (although John Travolta is pretty un-intentionally funny, but then you remember he was in 'Pulp Fiction' and your laughter turns to tears...)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (Yep, I saw it. Its like a Kung-Fu version of 'Quantum of Solace'...only MUCH worse....)
Anything by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer (Those guys are not funny, and never will be - even if they actually begun to try. Even 'Mr Socially Impaired' doesn't lower itself to this 'humour')
Haven't watched Twilight. Do not want to. The trailers alone send me into fits of rage - therefore I do not want to subject myself to the actual movies. I also really want to watch 'Birdemic: Shock and Terror', but its not available round here. Thats why living in England sucks, you dont get to watch all the crappy B-Movies!
Last edited by Max Butcher (December 30, 2010 (10:27am))