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			<title><![CDATA[Re: Worst movie you've ever seen?]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[I actually liked war horse :shifty: 

One of my least favorite movies is Top Gun, it just feels like watching a video game where whenever you beat a level it plays the same victory music, and then they tack on random scenes towards thee end to pretend like the characters went through arcs.

Edit: oh wow, I didn’t realize I was replying to messages sent a decade ago lol.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Re: Worst movie you've ever seen?]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[[quote=RobertLalry]Легко извлекать воздушные шары, для заполнить пустые места и украсить комнаты. Воздушные украшения приносят наслаждение в оформление интерьера. Эти украшения выглядят интересно, привлекательно и празднично, при этом экономя деньги на более дорогих предметах декора. [/quote]

These are some really fair points, and for the most part I agree with them. Although, I fail to see how balloons relate to the "Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?". Maybe if this were the worst song you've ever heard :P 

Also, thanks for bumping this thread! I think it'd be great to get it going again.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2021 04:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[[quote]War Horse

This movie was the most boring thing I've ever watched. And what makes it even more surprising is that it's a Steven Spielberg film. Lol.
[/quote] 
I'm surprised they could even make a movie out of that 100 page book.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[[b]War Horse[/b]

This movie was the most boring thing I've ever watched. And what's so surprising about it is that it's a Steven Spielberg film. Lol.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:33:22 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Re: Worst movie you've ever seen?]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[[quote=Max Butcher][quote=FlyingMinifig]...and [b]Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)[/b] (which is probably one of the most overrated films I've ever seen--or rather didn't see, as I was struggling to stay awake half an hour into the film)[/quote]

YES! 

Whilst I found the film to be a complete bore, I didn't find it boring because of the slow pace (although, it didn't help matters) or the fact that such plot-points as assassination, double identity, betrayal, and homosexuality are so downplayed. I found it boring because the script was an incoherent mess and so in the end I just gave up following it. 

The culprit is literally the person that's had the least characterisation. Scenes either go on for too long or not long enough. There is no way one can tell if something is a flashback or just a cut. Your supposed to work out the clues as you go along like we're watching an episode of [i]Poirot[/i] when the culprit is just a red-herring, and once you know who did it then there's no need to watch the film again. I actually thought everyone was a Russian spy at one point - which would have been an interesting twist. 

I'm sorry, I understand that it was trying to be 'different' in its approach to espionage - but this is a [i]spy thriller[/i]. I hate it when people take such lifestyles as being a detective, being a gangster, being a rock-star, being a pirate etc and try to make it look like a boring 9 to 5 job. NO! Why would you make something that [i]isn't[/i] boring boring? Because being a spy isn't boring! Yes, there must be days at the office where all you have to do is file some paperwork. [i]Seven[/i] and [i]Zodiac[/i] did this, but when stuff happened the pace and tone of the film completely shifted. The film still kept a slow pace, but there was a sense of urgency throughout - and I could actually follow the bloody plot. 

Congratulations, you have made being a spy look boring and easy. Why don't you get a job working undercover in Syria and see just how boring and easy it is...[/quote]

Actually, in reality jobs like being a detective or spy are apparently a lot more boring and tedious than you might think.  (Being a detective, for instance, often involves watching people for hours and hours on end in a manner not unlike watching paint dry--or so I've heard.)  

This film was supposedly supposed to be the "antidote to James Bond".  I have nothing against making a realistic spy movie, but the film was so dreary, dull, and boring it just made this statement sound pretentious.  My main problem was with the--as you pointed out--incoherent story.  One scene just cut to the next, and it was only until the end of that scene I realized it was a flashback (at which point my brain screamed "wait,[i] WHAT?[/i]").  The characters were extremely bland and uninteresting, and I couldn't care in the slightest about them--which is a pretty impressive achievement considering the strong cast.]]></description>
			<author><![CDATA[dummy@example.com (Mr Vertigo)]]></author>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2013 15:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[[quote=FlyingMinifig]...and [b]Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)[/b] (which is probably one of the most overrated films I've ever seen--or rather didn't see, as I was struggling to stay awake half an hour into the film)[/quote]

YES! 

Whilst I found the film to be a complete bore, I didn't find it boring because of the slow pace (although, it didn't help matters) or the fact that such plot-points as assassination, double identity, betrayal, and homosexuality are so downplayed. I found it boring because the script was an incoherent mess and so in the end I just gave up following it. 

The culprit is literally the person that's had the least characterisation. Scenes either go on for too long or not long enough. There is no way one can tell if something is a flashback or just a cut. Your supposed to work out the clues as you go along like we're watching an episode of [i]Poirot[/i] when the culprit is just a red-herring, and once you know who did it then there's no need to watch the film again. I actually thought everyone was a Russian spy at one point - which would have been an interesting twist. 

I'm sorry, I understand that it was trying to be 'different' in its approach to espionage - but this is a [i]spy thriller[/i]. I hate it when people take such lifestyles as being a detective, being a gangster, being a rock-star, being a pirate etc and try to make it look like a boring 9 to 5 job. NO! Why would you make something that [i]isn't[/i] boring boring? Because being a spy isn't boring! Yes, there must be days at the office where all you have to do is file some paperwork. [i]Seven[/i] and [i]Zodiac[/i] did this, but when stuff happened the pace and tone of the film completely shifted. The film still kept a slow pace, but there was a sense of urgency throughout - and I could actually follow the bloody plot. 

Congratulations, you have made being a spy look boring and easy. Why don't you get a job working undercover in Syria and see just how boring and easy it is...]]></description>
			<author><![CDATA[dummy@example.com (Max Butcher)]]></author>
			<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2013 09:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Re: Worst movie you've ever seen?]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[I agree with you on all except [b]The Avengers [/b], it perhaps was not as good as we were led to believe by reviews, but it was still a fantastic film.]]></description>
			<author><![CDATA[dummy@example.com (GEF)]]></author>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 21:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[After reading this thread, it seems I have to watch more bad films. :lol: 

Anyway, the worst film I can remember is probably [b]Snow Buddies (2008)[/b], along with [b]The Dictator (2012)[/b] and [b]Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)[/b] (which is probably one of the most overrated films I've ever seen--or rather didn't see, as I was struggling to stay awake half an hour into the film).  [b]Battleship (2012)[/b] was pretty mediocre, as was [b]The Hunger Games (2012)[/b].  I remember [b]Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)[/b] and [b]The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)[/b] being pretty rubbishy too.

And, even though it wasn't actually bad per se, I felt[b] The Avengers (2012)[/b] was pretty underwhelming.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 18:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Here is the Nostalgia Critic Review of the film I mentioned above: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQjQctW39UE[/url]]]></description>
			<author><![CDATA[lucaskates13@gmail.com (LucasetaK J)]]></author>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 18:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[The worst to me is probably [b]"North" (1994)[/b]

It is one thing to mess up fictional characters like superheroes, but you go too far when you offend people of the World by making a horribly written film that is filled with stereotypes. These are so apparently offensive that even in an uneducated stereotyping America people would find these to be historically inaccurate.

For it to be a PG rated film is horribly unethical! If parents ever chose to share this with their children, those children will never help humanity to "blossom" and most likely destroy it.

:mad: 

As Roger Ebert said in response to the film: "I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it."]]></description>
			<author><![CDATA[lucaskates13@gmail.com (LucasetaK J)]]></author>
			<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2013 18:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I have a few 
[b]TMNT 3[/b]
OMFG It's Damn horrible and its very !@#$ , get this the jokes are corny and the turtle suits look like they have been shrunk since the first movie. Its tremendous that the effects are so terrible if you saw the near end the guy fall off the mountain and there was no splash effect , its like 30 meters far and he just dissolves. Plot is Cliche and the characters make brief appearances and they don't follow any of the comics or Animated series. 

It gives it a direct 1/10]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 10:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[We ride kangaroos to school here in Australia. There's nothing risky or wow factor about it.]]></description>
			<author><![CDATA[dummy@example.com (Carousel)]]></author>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 09:18:32 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[[quote=HoldingOurOwn]Transfans [/quote]
Oh my gosh, I love this fandom name! That's just awesome! I am so going to start saying that now. 

As far as worst movie probably it's like one of those talking animal movies like the Air buddies series or G Force (ahaha just HOW high do you even have to BE just to DO something like that...) My sister loved those as a kid so I was subjected to many painful hours of watching skiing CGI dogs and stuff. EDIT: Forgot Beverly Hills Chihuahua. That was probably the worst of all of them.

Another classic bad film is The Creeping Terror, which is honestly hilarious as hell :P It reminds me of something I would have done like a year ago when I didn't care about production values at all. Like the monster is just 10 people under a large picnic blanket. And they accidentally dropped the soundtrack in a lake (IN A LAKE!!!) so they just hired a radio guy to narrate the whole thing (and then Captain John said, "Good Job!" with a lot of enthusiasm or somethin like that.) So yeah, this film was definitely hilarious. 

It's a shame you didn't like Karate Kid, Mickey. I probably shouldn't say this because I wasn't even alive in the 80s but it's probably more of a generational thing. Action movies today are more story and FX based, and back then it focused a lot more on characters and was more introspective.

EDIT: just something I hate: the cliché of "a boy and his dog." it's in every movie. ENOUGH. Not everybody in the United States of America loooooooooooves dogs! Maybe some cats for once! Or maybe take a risk and give the boy a ferret or a kangaroo!]]></description>
			<author><![CDATA[dummy@example.com (topit)]]></author>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 21:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[[b]The Karate Kid (1984)[/b]

Ya rly. 

I just think it's pretty soft for an action film, or the like. It's got all these romance bits in it and the ending is kind of confusing. Ralph Macchio is kind of annoying, especially in [i]The Outsiders[/i]. The director is the same director of the first few Rocky movies, and it seems to me like he's trying to ressurect his old ideas and put them in some kids movie. It wasn't hard to tell the differences between this film and Rocky. The underdog isn't the underdog anymore, blah blah. 

It isn't the worst movie ever. But, it's one of many bad films I've seen. Many. And, I usually rate films with a 9.3/10 usually.

[b]Red Dawn (2012)[/b]

I think I had already stated my dislikes in the movie review thread (not this one). But, basically, I just think they throw in some budding cast of teens and give guns, and that's it. If they're trying to bring back the old 1984 original (which was reasonably good; my review of that film can also be found in the Last Movie you Watched thread), it's not working too well.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 21:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[[quote=TrollBridge Studios][b]James Bond, Superhero movies, and low-budget films DON'T COUNT[/b]
Seriously, people who make films with plastic building toys aimed at children are arguing about how "seriously" a film can be taken. What about Doug Vandegrift's [b]Pirates[/b] and [b]America:Outlawed[/b]? GREAT FILMS, but, how seriously can you take these at the end of the day... Very. Thus, you should be able to "believe a man can fly," or a British agent goes around killing men and getting girls. [i]Seriously[/i]

...

[b]Anything New that's not original[/b]
Today, audiences are SO split on what they do/do not like. I mean, Indy 4 was bad, but so was Temple of Doom. However, the only people that would complain were Ebert and Siskel - and now they're both gone. However, they would at least make logical points in their argument, and, even if you disagreed with their overall review, there was at least SOMETHING that you'd agree upon. (i.e. the Original Star Wars trilogy was perfect, right? Wrong, does anyone remember the Ewoks... I rest my case)[/quote]

Opinions are opinions, but I feel the need to say what I think about these points:
I like Bond movies, actually. Especially if they're well done like Casino Royale or Dr. No. Of course, there have been bad movies in the Bond Franchise, but that doesn't mean they're all bad. After all, I don't think you can judge a movie just because it's part of a franchise (they made 12 Star Trek movies, yet they still have some fresh ideas that actually work).

Indy 4 was actually entertaining to me, and in no way I can think of Temple of Doom as a bad movie. Also, I don't think ewoks completely ruined the movie.

[quote=GEF][b]The labyrinth [/b] worst movie ever... everything was wrong, the singing, the terrible effects, the acting, and on and on and on. I think I would break the screen before letting it play. ;)[/quote]

I disagree, Labyrinth is well done for it's time, and if David Bowie is in a movie, then there must be something good about it.

Now, that's just my opinion.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 21:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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