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2012
Mindless movie with silly amounts of special effects.
Easily one of the worst films I've ever seen.

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Night of the Living Fred
'Nuff said, I'm surprised I even remembered the title.

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I love this thread

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OK, this isn't a 'Bad' movie, but its a hugely overrated movie that angers me in its blatant pandering to critics.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (Click to read a full review by me)

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Oh I am going to enjoy this:

The Star Wars Prequels - Too many plot holes and awful story arch.

The Final Destination films - First one was fine, then came the pointless sequels to ruin it all.

The Paranormal Activity films - I found nothing scary about them, you hear me? Nothing.

The Transformers films directed by Michael Bay - All I saw was just a stupid, poorly written explosion-fest.

The Resident Evil films - Video game-to-movie adaptations are generally just bad.

I'll most likely do the sensible thing and get a review thingy going at some point, to give out a more in-depth explanation about these films and more I have in mind right now.

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Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
WTF Roddenberry? WTF?

Cars 2
Decent writing for a bad concept.

Twilight
I did not watch this willingly. I saw this on a coach bus while on a school trip to Washington D.C. Next time, I'm bringing my external hard drive of cartoons.

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The Last Airbender

Terrible actors, terrible martial arts (Am I the only person in the world who noticed this?) Terrible Story.

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Sonjira wrote:

The Last Airbender

Terrible actors, terrible martial arts (Am I the only person in the world who noticed this?)

No, pretty much everyone did.

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Pillow wrote:
Sonjira wrote:

The Last Airbender

Terrible actors, terrible martial arts (Am I the only person in the world who noticed this?)

No, pretty much everyone did.

Including the "Razzies"

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CrazyEd wrote:

2012
Mindless movie with silly amounts of special effects.
Easily one of the worst films I've ever seen.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR?!? mini/jaw

LASF wrote:
omarnol wrote:

National Treasure

The second one was way better.

Are. You. Serious?

Nicolas Cage is awesome.

-LASF

It's just that film alone. Other stuff he's been in like The Sorcerer's Apprintince or World Trade Center is all right. But, he just blew it in that one.

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omarnol wrote:
CrazyEd wrote:

2012
Mindless movie with silly amounts of special effects.
Easily one of the worst films I've ever seen.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR?!? mini/jaw

Actually I think most people here would agree that it was a terrible movie.
Vampires Suck
Uuuuuugghhhhh...... This is seriously one of the unfunniest things I have ever seen. I actually remember laughing a grand total of one time in the entire movie. The really bad thing is though, they had so much material to work with, they're making a Twilight spoof for goodness sake! I've seen youtube spoofs of Twilight that have been funnier than this.

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I agree-I wouldn't wish Vampires Suck on anyone. I remember thinking it would be nice to see the funny side of this girly vampire craze...DOH! Probably sucks more than what it is making fun of.

As for me, worst movie of all time- Wicked, starring Julia Stiles. How a daughter would end up trying to seduce her father-it was just downright creepy. Please avoid at all costs. Of course, my wife chose it as the rental for that night eleven years ago and she hasn't heard the end of it yet.

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Drive.

THAC XIV entry here: (Never) Meant To Be

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Citizen Kane

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Ha ha, very funny.

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omarnol wrote:
CrazyEd wrote:

2012
Mindless movie with silly amounts of special effects.
Easily one of the worst films I've ever seen.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR?!? mini/jaw

YEAH, how dare you? That was probably one of the funniest movies I've seen. Oh wait...
I have to agree with CrazyEd, omarnol. C'mon: elephants and giraffes being transported by helicopters? Funniest part of the movie, and it was even funnier with a serious soundtrack playing in the background. A plane driving through collapsing buildings? A car faster than an earthquake?!? An earthquake is sudden, it's not a line that moves forward and follows a car.
And china suddendly appearing under the plane, because the world "slipped" or whatever happened? Probably the thing I hated the most of this movie were the secondary characters dying just for the sake of it.
How is that movie not dumb? It's just a single special effect that plays through the entire movie. A quite well done special effect, but pointless.
But it was funny.

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worst movie i have ever seen is I was at my freinds house and his sister mide us watch a movie with her and her friend called Summer 11 it was the worst movie there was no good plot, there wasn't a stoy line, the actors acted like they were picked out because no one else tryed out!!!! that movie was so terrible it made me cry!:(

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Re: Worst movie you've ever seen?

Pillow wrote:
Sonjira wrote:

The Last Airbender

Terrible actors, terrible martial arts (Am I the only person in the world who noticed this?)

No, pretty much everyone did.

Most everyone i talked to at school thought that the martial arts were "Fantastic". Then again they think that the Twilight movies have great fight scenes.

I thought Manos: The Hands of Fate was more enojyable then TLA. Heck The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies was more enjoyable!

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I actually enjoyed the scene in 2012 where they're driving through the city as it collapses. From what I remember, it was pretty cool-looking, even to a CGI-phobe like me. It was stupid, but fun. But that was about half an hour into the movie, if not less, and from there on in it just felt like they were trying to stretch out a really bland storyline. There was the occassional visual that worked for me, though probably because inescapable natural disasters scare the crap out of me. But man, it was an awful film.

Also, I enjoyed Waterworld.