Re: NEW: Superman and Batman movie (Man of Steel Sequel)
So its officially Batman v Superman.
Which means I can officially direct everyone to this video and use that as my point, arguement, counter-arguement, and conclusion.
This movie is gonna suck. Sorry.
Hollywood: please stop making superhero movies. I don't even like the good ones anymore because I'm just sooo tired of them. I'm so tired of them I might actually go on a crusade and keep parodying superhero movies until everyone stops and moves onto characters that have geniune struggles, characters that are actually bloody female, and narratives that don't contain 20 min action sequences where the loss of lives and property are completely forgotten.
Christ! I think the only reason aliens haven't invaded yet is because they've looked down on us and thought: "Dear God! They actually want to be invaded, don't they?!" "Well shall we invade, Emperor Blargle-Spleen?" "Hell no! They've completely taken the fun out of it! Stupid humans! Lets just leave them to slowly die out among themselves, like those beetles that are almost extinct because they're eating their own babies."
Last edited by Max Butcher (May 22, 2014 (01:46am))
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