Re: What was the last movie you watched?

Thor

Sucked. Why? I'll tell you. First of all the movie has the weakest plot imaginable.

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So Thor gets banished for showing up at Odinheim to kill the ice-people, or to wage war, whatever the heck he was planning to do, which... of course makes the Ice guys supah mad and war is proclaimed, even though that doesn't really happen at all. Then after they escape, Thor--as mentioned before--gets banished. His brother, Loki, takes over his brothers place and everyone sees him to be the bad guy. Then meanwhile, Thor is on earth chilling with Natalie Portman, who played this supposed scientist who seemed like she had no idea what was going on. More so then most (LULZ). So her and Thor have this relationship going after like a day. Then his wierd unhelpful friends show up to assist and take him back to Asgard, but Loki sends this huge thing to blow everything up, the so-called, "Destroyer". Original! After Thor somehow makes a tornado and kicks the crap out of it with his non-explained powers (which would have been horrible for people who never read the comic books, personally, I was never a fan of Thor. Deadpool is way more awesome). After that, Loki is in Asgard running everything being a jerk, and--he's an Ice baby-kid-guy-person! Supposedly Anthony Hopkins took him from Odinheim when he was just a kid, but for another unexplained reason he turns the bundle of ice into a scronny white kid. What?! HOW DOES THIS WORK!!!?!?

So Loki now invites the Ice peeps to come over and rule the land because he's a jerkface, but wait! HE KILLS THEM! Why? So he's not the bad guy? What was the point of banishing Thor, trying to kill him, then bringing over the real bad guys just so he could kill the Icefaces? Ego much? Finally Thor returns after... get this... TWO DAYS! And he's in love with Padme!? Yeah right, like that happens in real life. Alas, I digress... so Thor shoots back to Asgard and has the most boring fight in movie history with his brother Loki then smashes the rainbow bridge connecting to the "Bifrost" which is some sort of interdimensional Nerf gun. That too is unexplained.

Basically, Thor is an overhyped, badly paced, unexplained, plot-hole mess. Swiss cheese with UFO's hovering around it.

However, I did love the fact that Asgard looked like Protoss architecture. Sorry Kenneth, I did love your directing, writing, and acting in Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing".

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Re: What was the last movie you watched?

Night Owl wrote:

The director's cut.

If you can, watch the Final Cut at some point. It's the best version of the film.

Also, Pillow, it takes a few watchings to really appreciate it, once you get over the "totally not what I was expecting" factor.

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Yeah, it's been about two years now (I think) since my last viewing, I should watch it again.
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Wow, that was like the most predictable movie ever.

Re: What was the last movie you watched?

Ninja Assassin

I can see why it got a bad wrap, but still, I thought it was well done! Usually I'm totally against movies when they go all cgi on something (in this case the gore), but it actually didn't bother me too much. Plot was pretty cheesy, but that's kind of the thing I wanted to see, cliche ninja awesomeness. I enjoyed it very much! I recommend it, but it's not for the kiddies.

4/5 ninja stars

Re: What was the last movie you watched?

Lamplight wrote:

Basically, Thor is an overhyped, badly paced, unexplained, plot-hole mess. Swiss cheese with UFO's hovering around it.

Isn't that what almost every Hollywood movie is like - including 'Tron: Legacy'?

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I have to say, for a 2 hour film, it did seem to go by pretty fast.

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Yeah.

BUT the Destroyer armour is something from the comics, I'm not sure exactly on the details, as I'm not a huge Thor fan, but it's not something they just threw into the movie.

Well it is.

But it came from the comics so that makes it ok. mini/tongue

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Billy Madison

This would have to be one of the stupidest movie I have ever seen.
Still, It was also one of the funniest. mini/bigsmile

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Re: What was the last movie you watched?

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Push

What a boring movie.

I enjoyed this for a couple of reasons. First, excellent use of Hong Kong locations. Second, I was watching a completely battered rental DVD that kept breaking up and skipping chapters, which made the plot a bit more of a mystery guessing game than it probably is when you watch it normally.

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Max Butcher wrote:
Lamplight wrote:

Basically, Thor is an overhyped, badly paced, unexplained, plot-hole mess. Swiss cheese with UFO's hovering around it.

Isn't that what almost every Hollywood movie is like - including 'Tron: Legacy'?

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To an extent yes. But I'm too much of a fan of the original to admit it has more then a few flaws.

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Fight Club

As a movie, it was well-made. The principle acting was top-notch (and the chemistry was perfect), the cinematography and editing fit well together, and the story kept me very interested. It was interesting to see that the studio was initially opposed to the ever-present voice-over. I don't think the film would have worked nearly as well without it.

As a sermon, however, I thought it was intriguing, but shallow. Anytime a studio-made movie tells me to stop being a consumer and to reject the lessons taught to me by advertising, I roll my eyes a little. I don't think it's completely fair to describe the film this way, as the main character does end up rejecting the charismatic Tyler Durden's message at the end. However, there's no denying that the majority of the film is devoted to presenting Durden's ideology and, as such, it feels like a sermon pulled straight from the faux-cult of "Fight Club."

The Social Network

Most movies keep you interested in seeing what's going to happen next. While this was true of The Social Network, I was much more interested in hearing what a character was going to say next. Sorkin's script to this movie is unbelievable and encapsulates everything I love about fast-paced, witty dialogue. The choice of the hearings as a framing device was perfect; the way the film jumped back and forth, often contrasting what was said with what was done was a treat to watch.

Jesse Eisenberg left me highly impressed; I never had a hard time accepting that he was the brilliant, egotistical character he was supposed to be and his ability to spit out the rapid lines of dialogue with complete believability was inspiring. Andrew Garfield also did quite well carrying the emotional core of the movie (incidentally, his strong performance here has given me a bit more hope for the Spider-Man reboot).

Re: What was the last movie you watched?

MindGame wrote:
Night Owl wrote:

The director's cut.

If you can, watch the Final Cut at some point. It's the best version of the film.

Also, Pillow, it takes a few watchings to really appreciate it, once you get over the "totally not what I was expecting" factor.

It took me just two views to love it. And I agree the best version is the Final Cut.

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Lamplight wrote:

To an extent yes. But I'm too much of a fan of the original to admit it has more then a few flaws.

Thats fair enough. There are a lot of movies I like which are flawed - some of them DEEPLY. And yes, there are a load of flawed movies that I hate.

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Charlie and the chocolate factory
Eh. Okay-ish. Johnny Depp was good. And is it just me or did he look like Frances McDormand for some reason?

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Gulliver's Travels
It was okay. I didn't really expect much from it, but it was a bit better than what I thought. I kind of knew what was going to happen at the end about half way through.

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Defiance

A really incredible story, considering it's based on true events. The strength of humans in even their darkest hour is remarkable.

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Filmfire96 wrote:

but it was a bit better than what I thought.

^SHAME.

But in all seriousness, I think that movie has a bit of a weak story (Says someone who hasn't seen it mini/tongue ).

Planet 51

It was actually much better than I thought it would be. Although the story was cliche (I predicted what was going to happen in the end. Guess what- I was right), the technical qualities I think are DreamWorks Animations' best (Specifically animation). It was a very good family friendly film, and I might have to watch it again tonight.

2.5/5

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Juggernaut Pictures wrote:

Planet 51

It was actually much better than I thought it would be. Although the story was cliche (I predicted what was going to happen in the end. Guess what- I was right), the technical qualities I think are DreamWorks Animations' best (Specifically animation).

Planet 51 was made by Ilion Animation Studios and distributed by Sony. Dreamworks had nothing to do with the film.

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Red Dragon
Damn, that was a great movie. A worthy prequel for Silence of the Lambs.

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Better than I remember it being. Everyone gives it way too much criticism.

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Gorillas in the Mist

Sigourney Weaver was the perfect choice for this film, she played her part beautifully. Filming with live animals is always a risk - especially gorillas, who can be pretty territorial - but every shot with them managed to fit in great.

The Alamo

My uncle's favourite film, and he's been pestering me for a year or so to see it. I finally caved in, and you know what? - I loved it. I'm not fond of most movies in this style, but it was able to put together humour, excitement and the true story on which it is based without removing too many facts.

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The deaths of all the main protagonists at the end was a bit pathetic, the acting certainly dipped at those parts. One of the men killed was shot, so before he died he snapped his sword in two on his leg, threw it out of shot then collapsed. I mean, really?

Nonetheless, a fantastic film that I'd recommend to everyone.

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