Re: What was the last movie you watched?
Thor
Sucked. Why? I'll tell you. First of all the movie has the weakest plot imaginable.
Spoiler (click to read)
So Thor gets banished for showing up at Odinheim to kill the ice-people, or to wage war, whatever the heck he was planning to do, which... of course makes the Ice guys supah mad and war is proclaimed, even though that doesn't really happen at all. Then after they escape, Thor--as mentioned before--gets banished. His brother, Loki, takes over his brothers place and everyone sees him to be the bad guy. Then meanwhile, Thor is on earth chilling with Natalie Portman, who played this supposed scientist who seemed like she had no idea what was going on. More so then most (LULZ). So her and Thor have this relationship going after like a day. Then his wierd unhelpful friends show up to assist and take him back to Asgard, but Loki sends this huge thing to blow everything up, the so-called, "Destroyer". Original! After Thor somehow makes a tornado and kicks the crap out of it with his non-explained powers (which would have been horrible for people who never read the comic books, personally, I was never a fan of Thor. Deadpool is way more awesome). After that, Loki is in Asgard running everything being a jerk, and--he's an Ice baby-kid-guy-person! Supposedly Anthony Hopkins took him from Odinheim when he was just a kid, but for another unexplained reason he turns the bundle of ice into a scronny white kid. What?! HOW DOES THIS WORK!!!?!?
So Loki now invites the Ice peeps to come over and rule the land because he's a jerkface, but wait! HE KILLS THEM! Why? So he's not the bad guy? What was the point of banishing Thor, trying to kill him, then bringing over the real bad guys just so he could kill the Icefaces? Ego much? Finally Thor returns after... get this... TWO DAYS! And he's in love with Padme!? Yeah right, like that happens in real life. Alas, I digress... so Thor shoots back to Asgard and has the most boring fight in movie history with his brother Loki then smashes the rainbow bridge connecting to the "Bifrost" which is some sort of interdimensional Nerf gun. That too is unexplained.
Basically, Thor is an overhyped, badly paced, unexplained, plot-hole mess. Swiss cheese with UFO's hovering around it.
However, I did love the fact that Asgard looked like Protoss architecture. Sorry Kenneth, I did love your directing, writing, and acting in Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing".
Last edited by Lamplight (May 12, 2011 (06:27pm))











