NOODLE; this is what I have:
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LEGO CRASHERS
SCENE 1: AT RISE; 2 figs are sitting watching the telly.
TV ANNOUNCER
11 year olds should dance with girls, kiss with tongue, and make good things out of this!
FRANK
Hey! Didn’t I read this somewhere?
GRETTA
Quiet would you!
NEWSMAN
AND IN OTHER NEWS! Oh me goooooooooooooooood! TAYLOR SWIFT AND THAT CANADIAN WIM- I MEAN JUSTIN BIEBER ARE GETTING MARRIED! Legally, since they are under age; they can only get married in…
FRANK
NEW HAMPSHIRE!
NEWSMAN
Correct! Now I am not allowed to tell you anything else. They told me no to.
(HE KICKS THE TELLY)
FRANK
Bloody hell.
GRETTA
Frank! Don’t make me get out the stress nuts!
FRANK
Me nuts are stressed enough.
(HE PICKS UP THE PHONE)
RON
Eh frank!
FRANK
Hello. Ron. We have a situation.
RON
I know. I just ran our of veal cutlets.
FRANK
NO! Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift are getting married in a week!
RON
We must not stop them! Then they may just get off the telly!
FRANK
NO! If you don’t help me- you’re gonna be a bloke on the dole; or a mate on the wane. OR DEAD!
GRETTA
GET OFF THE PHONE!
FRANK
COME ON RON! It’s our biggest adventure since our days of old!
RON
Fine. I’ll be there.
(HE HANGS UP)
FRANK
Gretta- pack the car- we’re going to New Hampshire!
SCENE ENDS
SCENE 2: AT RISE: A car; in a driveway with FRANK and GRETTA
FRANK
Where is he…
(RON APPEARS)
RON
Sorry- I was watching EB-SPAN!
FRANK
-let’s go!
(THEY START TO DRIVE)
RON
I have to tinkle.
FRANK
RON! This is a children’s programme! You say that you have to take a wee- not a tinkle!
(THEY STOP THE CAR- RON GOES OVER TO BUSHES- FINISHES)
RON
Ahhhh! Much better!
FRANK
LET’S GO!
(THEY CONTINUE DRIVING)
GRETTA
Let’s stop at this LEGO STORE!
RON
We are lego…
(THEY STOP)
LEGO MAN
Hi! We’re going to brickworld!
RON
Chicago is hours from here!
GRETTA
I make my own brickworld. At home in my bed.
FRANK
Can you tell us how to get to New Hampshire?
LEADER
Sure- take a right, then a left, then go around the roundabout and get off at the 2nd exit and go straight. Then you are there.
(FRANK WRITES IT DOWN)
GRETTA
Thanks.
(THEY LEAVE)
LEADER
New Hampshire? I thought they said EB-SPAM!
LEGO MAN
Oh no!
SCENE ENDS
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Any good?
MATT
13:58 BertL you mean in high school people don't spontaneously break into song and dance