Bloonimation wrote:

filmyguy wrote:

We are? I thought we were talking about meat organs.
Organs constructed entirely of human meat.

I own one, but it lost its stink and I gave it to Harry, my lawyer, do you have a lawyer Sean?  You should get one, their pretty dang good at what they do.  Made me money, I like money Sean.

Me too but there's something I should tell you... I'm an undercover cop! This is a sting! Admitting to be in the possession of a meat organ is a bad crime. You better get your lawyer, your going to need him.

Bloonimation wrote:

filmyguy wrote:

And you bring the meat organ...

Stay on topic.  We're talking about waffles.

Can we share the waffles with old people, like this guy?

Bloonimation wrote:

filmyguy wrote:

Me too but there's something I should tell you... I'm an undercover cop! This is a sting! Admitting to be in the possession of a meat organ is a bad crime. You better get your lawyer, your going to need him.

That would be true, but I'm an outlaw Sean, I'm living on the outskirts of Lady America.  And if you're that close to me, you're outside the law, therefore you're not a cop, and I'm not a fry cook at Denny's.  My lawyer is in a secret spot, a SECRET SPOT Sean.

That's a pretty interesting story there, but I think there's something else I should tell you... I'm your lawyer.

filmyguy wrote:

Bloonimation wrote:

That would be true, but I'm an outlaw Sean, I'm living on the outskirts of Lady America.  And if you're that close to me, you're outside the law, therefore you're not a cop, and I'm not a fry cook at Denny's.  My lawyer is in a secret spot, a SECRET SPOT Sean.

That's a pretty interesting story there, but I think there's something else I should tell you... I'm your lawyer.

You're good at what you do Sean, but I'm one step ahead.  While you were looking for yourself, I fired my lawyer and got a job at the Cracker Barrel.  I'm back with the law, and because you left, I'll have the cops on you Sean, you don't like cops Sean.  They've seen your movies.

Bloonimation wrote:

filmyguy wrote:

That's a pretty interesting story there, but I think there's something else I should tell you... I'm your lawyer.

You're good at what you do Sean, but I'm one step ahead.  While you were looking for yourself, I fired my lawyer and got a job at the Cracker Barrel.  I'm back with the law, and because you left, I'll have the cops on you Sean, you don't like cops Sean.  They've seen your movies.

Well have I got a surprise for you! I'm not really a lawyer, I'm a fry cook at Stake&Shake.