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...An e-mail from a spambot, which made him very mad.
He then smashed his computer because of the constant blinking lights that said he'd won and iPad.Then he............
went to the nearest apple store and bought a McIntosh. It was very tasty.
After eating the MAC, he was still hungry so he went to the grocery store where he found....
...a giant talking toilet
Bill then bought the talking toilet only to find out...
..That the toilet would only shut up if he was fed, which of course was rather akward to do whilst he was talking to Bill...
But Bill did it nevertheless. But while taking an elephant dump, the toilet made some...candid comments on Bill's weight.
Then bill realized that the talking toilet also needed a drink, and by now was quite worried...
In a second rare moment of introspection, Bill reflected upon the absurdity of his situation. "Gee willickers," he thought. "I just love toilet humor. Wouldn't it be crazy if I was just, like, a character in a story whose predicament is being utilized for jokes revolving around bodily functions? What if the entire universe is just an atom in a giant's toenail, man?"
Bill then turns to the toilet and says "Am I crazy?" In which the toilet replied "Well... you are talking to a toilet." Bill then thinks that maybe he isn't crazy, maybe the toilet has a name! Bill then turns around and asks "What's your name?" In which the toilet replys "Aladibababad!" Bill says "Really?" the toilet then says "Yes, really. Anyway... Can't you just shut up and give me a drink!"
In frustration, Bill smashes the toilet into 50,000 pieces, then takes the pieces to the dump
"I.. I think I'm losing it... I need to get checked out.." said Bill in confusion.
So then Bill checked out of his hotel and went to see an acreorapnatolmatogonologist. He said......
"That Bill had a severe case of built up stress, and needed to become a hippie and live on a tall rock above the clouds away from earthly temptations..."
Bill was given a plane ticket to a high place somewhere, but that is bad for the environment so he...
simulated the plane trip by sitting in a lounge chair, watching bad Adam Sandler films, and wearing classy sunglasses.
then he lol'ed
To make this easier to animate like Ratboy said, how about making Bill a person instead of an elephant?
Not everybody has a Lego elephant...
Also, this time around, nobody said Bill was an elephant (well, Living LEGO implied it, but didn't directly say it). Loophole!
Last edited by minifig051 (February 23, 2011 (01:37pm))
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