I need 2 characters. They're not humans, but weird chomping things. This is a very short film.

Chomping Thing #1
I want this character to have sort of a deep voice, anybody above the age of 14 please. He has one 'F' word swear.

Test line:
I'll eat anything.

Chomping Thing #2
This character sounds a little cartoony. He has one type of 'S' swear word.

Test line:
Uh, uh, are you a whore?

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Record multiple mp3 files of the test lines, spoken differently.
Send lines to tr_sublime AT yahoo DOT com.

Thanks in advance.