Topic: Kegged Sketch

Hey guys, my other films I can't do because I need some new lego for it so I made this sketch up based of what may of happened to me once. My foot got caught on a girls skirt once for a split second - I was frightened.

Please read this script carefully, its quite detailed on individual shots and whats going on.If you like it, got advice, or if you don't understand something leave comment please. Thankyou. Its most likely you won't under at least something.

Characters:
Kegger – Dopey
Woman - Beautiful and Elegant
Man – Yobbish

(Note: A Kegger, (incase you didn’t know) is someone who pulls down another person’s trousers, sometimes including their pants)

Shot 1: Close up of Kegger snoring

Shot 2: Wide shot reveals him sleeping on a bench beside a large doorway, in which maybe a huge waiting room in a Train Station or an Airport. He has his legs stretched out far in front of him and everything seems to be dreamy. (Use of colour correction in post production with give this effect.)

Shot 3: Close up of the woman walking.  Camera fixed on her.

Shot 4: Wide Shot. The camera is looking length ways down the huge room, (we can see the side of the Kegger) with the large door to the left. She is walking up to him on the right, about to pass him to get to the large door.

Shot 5: Close up of the Kegger’s feet, the woman walks past on the left to get to the door but her skirt gets caught. A rip appears but it quickly changes shot. (This effect will be done by filming the dress and a pair of yellow Lego legs in the same position. In post production, a split will be added in the dress revealing the bare yellow legs underneath.)

Shot 6: Close up of woman (Torso up). The Kegger and huge room are on the right, off stage. The woman has just about entered the doorway, facing away from the Kegger. She stops walking and looks down at her legs.

Shot 7: Wide shot of the set. The large doorway is in the middle of the shot with the Kegger on the right and woman is in the door way with her back to us – her skirt has been ripped off. People can be seen looking at the doorway in the foreground and sides, where the woman is. She rises up from looking down and starts to scream frantically waving her arms around! The Kegger wakes up to the woman’s screech and looks round to see what the matter is! The woman turns around, but as she does, another character moves his head in the foreground to cover her bottom half. (Stop any unsightly sights.)

Shot 8: Close up of Keggerfrom where the woman. The Kegger’s mouth drops at the sight and he makes a slight sound that acknowledges his joy. The woman says, ‘What you staring at you...’

Shot 9: Back to the wide shot of the set, like Shot 7. The dreamy colours have gone and all is back normal, but instead of the woman standing there, it’s a man and he finishes the sentence, ‘...pervert’
The Kegger turns his head away, mouth still dropped but with shear confusion. The man then punches him and turns away. He pulls up his trousers and walks off.

Conclusion: Its rather hard to explain what’s going on. Basically, the Kegger is asleep, dreaming. And in his dream there’s the woman, and everything that is happening outside of his dream is happening in his dream also, except the woman is really a man in reality. In reality his foot gets caught on the man’s trousers and pulls them down, but in his dream it’s a woman’s skirt. And as he wakes up, he still thinks it’s a woman so that’s why his mouth drops, and that the voice you here in shot 8 sounds like a woman’s,  but when the shot changes to shot 9,  he comes round you might say and sees that it’s really a man, and he’s confused. The guy finishes the sentence ending on ‘pervert’, (which is said very manly and low to express the change) and then punches the guy!


I may do a voice actor call soon, but if you're interested in voice acting please PM me.

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Re: Kegged Sketch

mini/lol

Pervy, but quite amusing.