I'm planning to make some lego adaptations of Bored of the Rings in sketch forms.
Bored of the Rings is a book, a parody on Lord of the Rings. I've re-written one scene, a short conversation between Gandalf and Bilbo about the ring.

Note:

Bilbo Baggins = Bildo Faggins (in the book it was Dildo Bugger, but I thought it would be too rude, I hope cigarette won't be very offensive to Americans because in Britain its a cigarette.)

Gandalf = Goodgulf

Tell me what you think

INT. F A G END - EVENING

Goodgulf and Bildo are sitting at a table in the cosynous of the Boogie hole when Goodgulf sees this as a opputunity.

GOODGULF
(He took a deep breath)
It is time to talk of the ring.

BILDO
(Suddenly alert)
Ring, ring? What Ring?

GOODGULF
Thee only knows only too well what Ring. The ring in thy pocket, Master Faggins.

BILDO
(With a show of innocence)
Ooooh, that ring. I thought you meant the ring you leave in my tub after your seances with your rubber duck

GOODGULF
This is not the time for making of jokes, for evil ones are afoot in the lands, and danger is abroad.

BILDO
But...

GOODGULF
Strange things are stirring in the east...

BILDO
But...

GOODGULF
doom is walking on the High Road...

BILDO
But...

GOODGULF
there is a dog in the manger...

BILDO
But....

GOODGULF
a fly in the ointment...

Bildo reached over and placed his hand over his mouth.

BILDO
You mean...you mean
(whispering)
There's a Balrog in the woodpile?

GOODGULF
(Affirming while gagged)
Mmmmuufflefulg!

EDIT: Please comment on what you think.

Last edited by Ratboy Productions (August 29, 2009 (05:25am))