I was tempted to do a positive reveiw of 'Avatar' as an 'April Fools' Joke, but doing that would be like trying to pretend that terrorism helps the economy - its impossible. Instead I give you:
Batman
Gentlemen, it is a fact of life; Movies don’t have to be good to be awesome. You have movies like Citizen Kane, The Godfather, Terminator 2, Up, Pans Labyrinth, 2001, The Dark Knight…all very good movies. But then you have movies that a grumpy old movie critic would rip to shreds – but if you look beyond its stupid and uninspiring exterior, you will find a movie that can only be described as awesome. These select movies may not be appealing to look at, or contain the most complex of plots, but do contain an entertainment value that no Oscar or BAFTA can give. I cannot think of a better example that ‘Batman’
No, not the 1989 one that a Batman fan boy would orgasm at – I’m talking about the 1960 Movie based on the Original Adam West TV Show. Yeah, you know the one. That annoyingly catchy Theme Tune, stupid plots, ridiculous fight scenes, and two fully grown men jogging around in Halloween costumes? Wasn’t it awesome? What could possibly be more entertaining than that? Well, you clearly have not seen this movie.
I cannot possibly describe how enjoyable this movie is. It’s not bad - it’s carefully constructed comic genius. If you throw your maturity in your Bat disposal device, and just sit back and appreciate the amount of love and fun that has been put into this movie – you are in for the ride of your life. Right from the infamous Oscar Winning Shark to the Political message more subtle than ‘Avatar’, I was crying with laughter. I love it. I have only fallen in love with few movies, and this is one of them. I have nothing but praise for this comic masterpiece.
I love you Batman, whether you are Christian Bale, Michael Keaton, or indeed Adam West (just not George Clooney)
-MRB