Topic: Ideas for Meet Larry
Meet Larry is now in production. Some of you may remember when I asked if anyone would like the idea of a "Larry" series. Well, now I'm doing it. I just need a little bit more of ideas. Here is the script.
Scene I
Cashier: Hello sir, that will be twenty dollars.
Larry: But… but… I… I only have a hundred! WAHHHHHHH!!(crying)
Cashier: Uh, sir?
Larry: WAHHHHHHHH!!
Cashier: Excuse me?
Larry: WAAHHHHHHH!!!
Cashier: HEY!
Larry: *sniffling* What?
Cashier: You know I can just give you change.
Larry: NO! Change is for sissys! Do YOU like change?
Cashier: Uh, yeah, because then I actually get my money back!
Larry: Well, then YOU’RE A SISSY! *very fast* Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy! Sissy!
Cashier into microphone: Security. We have another “change hat er.”
Larry still saying sissy in the background.
Security Guard: Sir? I’m going to have to ask you to stop.
Larry: Can I ask you a question? Do you like change?
*Cashier sighs*
Security Guard: Yeah, I gue-
Larry: (again) Sissysissysissysissysissysissysissysissysissysissy
Security Guard: Sir! You are getting really annoying!
Larry: Oh yeah? What are you planning on doing to me?
Larry starts running at Security Guard.
Security Guard waits. Security Guard picks Larry up and throws him on the ground. The screen goes black. *ambulance siren*
Meet Larry
Scene II
Larry laying in a hospital bed.
Larry: *wakes up* SISSY!
Nurse: HE'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!
*The doctor looks at the nurse."
Nurse: Sorry, I've always wanted to do that...
Doctor: Gosh...
Larry: You can’t blame me!
Doctor: All I said was 'gosh...'...
Larry: Antarctica?
Doctor: M-hm.
Doctor: *to nurse* I think the medicine made him a bit… cuckoo!
Cashier enters: Please don’t sue me!
Larry: Who’s Sue?
Cashier: Is he OK?
Doctor: We suspect it was the medicine.
Cashier: Actually, he is always like this.
Doctor: Oh...
Doctor: You’re shoulder is broken in three different places.
Larry: Can I have a hoedown?
Doctor: I think he needs to go back to sleep.
Larry: But… my meatloaf!
Doctor gives Larry a shot
Larry: Wait! My goldfish needs… his... Pasta...
Larry faints.
Meet Larry
Scene III
Ambulance drops Larry at the park.
Larry: Buh-bye! Good Luck with that toilet of yours!
Larry sits down.
Little boy: Mister man? Why are you sitting on my dog?
Larry: That’s a dog?!
Boy: Her name is Fifi!
Larry: Do you like change?
Boy: I don’t know. I guess I d-
Larry: *teasing voice* You are a sissy! You are a sissy!
Boy: MOMMY! This man is calling me a sissy!
Mother: BAD MAN! BAAD MAN!
The mother bangs him with a stick multiple times.
Larry yells and screams while the mom whacks him.
Screen Fades to credits…
Does anyone have any ideas for this? If you do, PM me them, or post them here.
The voice for Larry is Hazzat, the voice for The Cashier is Shrankenhiemer, the voice for The Security guard is BertL, the voice for the nurse is livinglego. The voice for the doctor is my actor friend Scott Winters, The voice for The Little Boy is VN, and the mother is voiced by brickflix. If you think Larry sounds annoying, good. The whole point is to make Larry kind of annoying.
Thanks.
Last edited by Just Kidden (July 31, 2009 (05:42pm))
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