Here's some lines from A GUIDE TO SHAKESPEARE IN BRICKS
Some lines from A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM sequence
-HERMIA (Whilst LYSANDER and DEMETRIUS are sword-fighting): Stop it, you guys are acting like little kids fighting over the last fruit snack!!
-NARRATOR #2: Oh, and there’s also a guy who turns into a donkey.
(The screen cuts to BOTTOM, as a donkey.)
-BOTTOM: Sup.
A line from THE TAMING OF THE SHREW sequence.
-PERTRUCHIO: Sir, your daughter is most beautiful and attractive.
(BIANCA enters from offscreen.)
-BIANCA: Why, you’re quite a charmer!
-PERTRUCHIO: What? No, I meant Kate.
More English playwright hilarity to come soon enough! I finished writing the script, so I shall begin production soon.
Have you seen a big-chinned boy?