It's a short film about a crazy Car Dealer. He's trying to sell a car called a 'Henry Ford Assembly line Model T' (I am aware that I sound F***ing stupid). Anyway, I am having troubles writing lines for this. I only really have that he talks in a hillbilly-ish accent and will scream "HENRY FORD, ASSEMBLY LINE: MODEL TEEEE!" and occasionally will switch around those words for comedic effect.

I also want to make reference to stupid pop culture issues (Joesph Kony) having him something to do with it helps stop Kony or something that would support the Bulls**t Kony 2012 movement. Also randomly add him say 'SPLOSIONS' and 'MABAPLOO' in the lines, any help would be great.

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