Hello, everyone! I thought you would like to see what I've been working on since it's been a while since I uploaded some crap that was actually worth watching. Lately, I've been brainstorming ideas for videos to come in the near future.

Lego Grocery Store-Bad Fruit Jokes

On the first weekend of December, I'll be going camping in Goliad with some good friends of mine, so I'm hoping to get this video out as soon as I get back to the city. (City? ) The storyline goes like this, at a Lego City grocery store, a huge line is forming. An unfunny salesperson is "entertaining everyone with bad fruit jokes. Here's what I got for the script so far.

Salesperson: Hey, whaddya call two banana peals?

People in Line: What?

Salesperson: A pair of slippers! Hahahahaha. (People in line groan) All right, all right. I got one. Why was the tomato red? (People in line ask why.) He saw the salad dressing! Bwahahahaha!

People in Line: You stink, man!

Salesperson: What's getting rotten and moldy right now?

People in Line: What?

Salesperson: Your groceries! (Two guys in line beat him up.)

Brick'd Christmas Special and Series Finale

NOTE: I had not originally planned to make this the last episode. It's just that I hadn't gotten around to filming the Halloween special and I felt I'd written myself into a corner (plus, making these just started being boring. ) It's basically kinda like How the Grinch Stole Christmas went. This is a small portion of the script I've written so far...

Clark Bell: I feel evil. Why is that? Christmas is coming and...(sighs)...it just makes me reflect on the Christmases of my childhood.

Young Clark Bell: Oh, boy! It's Christmas! (runs to living room) Mommy, Daddy! What has Santa brought me? (trips over a lump of coal) Wha--? What's this? Coal...again? But, I thought I was good this year!

Mr. Bell: Well, you weren't. You pranked all those helpless elderly people, son. Don't you remember that?

Young Clark Bell: Oh. Yeah, daddy. I remember.

Mrs. Bell: You've recieved coal in your stocking again, honey. I hope this doesn't become a yearly thing!

Young Clark Bell: But, I...(Horn honks from outside)

Young Benny Bull: Hey, Clark Loser! Thought I'd drop by and show off my new ride!

Young Clark Bell: Well, if it isn't Benny Bull...or Benny Bullsh---(motorcycle engine blocks out Young Clark Bell's words)

Young Benny Bull: Hahahaha! (Young Clark Bell mutters and growls in anger)

Clark Bell (sighs): Now, it's my turn. I'm going to steal everyone's Christmas!

What will happen next? You'll have to wait until it comes out. Clark will deck your halls Friday, December 23 (two days before Christmas).

Now, as Chet Morton from The Hardy Boys would say, "See you soon, fellows!"