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I'm doing a casting call for a Lord of the Rings sketch, its only one scene between Bilbo and Gandalf talking about the Ring. However Bilbo is called Bildo Faggins and Gandalf is called Googulf.

Bildo Faggins: 7 lines - Trys to Act Innocent

Note: It was orginally Dildo Bugger, but I thought it was too rude. But please don't be offended by F A G, in England its not offensive at all

Test line: "Ring, what Ring? (Pause or Cough) Oh that Ring"

Goodgulf - 8 lines - Old and wise

Test line: "Give me the ring, Bildo"
               or "this is not the time for jokes, Bildo"

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Last edited by Ratboy Productions (September 3, 2009 (07:26am))

Last edited by Ratboy Productions (October 11, 2009 (12:21am))