Bricks in Motion
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Minotaur-thing: What, is your name?
Man: Nikolas Jaeger
Minotaur: What, is your quest?
Nikolas: I seek a way out of here.
Minotaur: What, is your favorite color?
Nikolas: beige.......no wait!
[chops off head]
Guy: ... I'm gonna go call optimus prime.
''daddy, there's someone dumping the hugest poop ever. That guy there... in the white!''
GUARD: Halt! You cannot pass this way!
MAN: Why?
GUARD: Shrek and Fiona are posing for Page 3. That man in white has been vomiting for the last two hours...
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THE TOP THREE CAPTIONS TO POST WHEN YOU CANT THINK OF ONE:
NUMBER THREE:
I just Pooped my Pants
NUMBER TWO:
THIS.IS.SPARTAAAA!
AND THE NUMBER ONE CAPTION TO POST WHEN YOU CANT THINK OF ONE IS:
Any sex joke you can think of!
-MRB
Last edited by Max Butcher (September 2, 2009 (03:38am))
Why, do you have a reason to kill me? Do any of us really choose our actions? Is it not possible, nay probable, that we alone are merely figments of imagination, displayed to the public for comic relief, or to bring tears to there eyes? Answer me that, my friend, and mankind shall dance with glee.
"Why the long face?"
Last edited by Littlebrick (September 2, 2009 (10:28am))
Is that a spear in your hand, or...
Wait, never mind.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
MAN: *looks at donkey* Why did this win STAR again?
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DONKEY: YES! I'M A DONKEY!! HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A F**KING DONKEY BEOFRE!?!
-MRB
Man: Who you lookin at?
Guy 1:Hey, I like your mask
Guy 2:.......AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH, WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ASSUME ITS A MASK. IT'S NOT A MASK, IT'S MY FACE. THEY ALWAYS THINK IT'S A MASK BECAUSE IT'S UGLY, SOME PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS YOU KNOW!!!!!
*starts crying*
TERCERA:
"Why the long face?"
SEGUNDA:
Is that a spear in your hand, or...
Wait, never mind.
WINNAR:
Alright, guess what animal my mother was. Go on, I dare ya.
"See this is what happens when you make people with out hip joints fight!"
There will be no Septemberfest. Not even your corrupted officials or avian friends will serve you now.
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