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HEROES REDEMPTION
Episode 1: Orientation
-Hey, it's T-Bag from Prison Break.
-Is that Ray Park?
-Apparently, these guys are Carnies.
-Claire's roommate looks like Eden from Season 1.  More annoying, though.
-Wow, that's a big billboard of two Japanese guys.
-Hey, it's Danko.  Thought he was dead...or in prison.
-What's up with Hiro's powers?
-Uh oh...Sylar's emerging indeed.
-That tattoo does not look like Danko...
-It's the Haitian!  Yay!
-That's definitely Ray Park.  Those moves give him away.
-Whoa.  Annie was annoying, but not annoying enough to get pushed out the window.
-Apparently Bennet can't cook.
-And apparently Sandra moved on?
-That balloon's probably going to cause a butterfly effect.
-Roy the Water boy, eh
-What did Suresh give Peter?  Is he referring to the serum that gave Peter that temporary retention ability?
-Well that knife fight was short.
-Hiro's a copy boy now?
-OMG, Noah!
-Noah and Tracy sitting in a tree.  F-L-I-R-T-I-N-G.
-Roy looks gay.  Why would Parkman be threaten by that guy?

So antagonist we've had were Sylar, The Company, Level 5 escapees, Arthur Petrelli and his Pinehearst, the U.S. Government and now a bunch of Carnies?  LOL, WTF.

Episode 3: Ink
-I could use one of those hearing-impaired alarm clocks (with the bed vibration amp'd up)
-Under the stairs...just like Molly.
-Oh, very good Sylar.
-Three evolved humans just happened to be at a park at the same time?  Psh....

I don't know...the ominous preventable future theme is gone, but what was it that made Season 1 work all other seasons fail to maintain their audiences?  This season seems more about the human drama of evolved human than about whatever it was in previous seasons.

1. I thought you loved Heroes
2. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Season 1, yes, I think it's safe to say everyone loved Season 1, but it sunk without a floatie since then.  The Writer's Strike may have been a factor, who knows.  This last season got ridiculous.

NO!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?! !@#$ THEM!