VADER: Aaaahhhh! It looks so good.....If only I hadnt had my arms and legs chopped off by my former best-freind, got set on fire untill I was barely alive, had millions of metal implants, and then get turned into the most iconic villian of all time - I could eat this Pizza.
GREIVOUS: Ha! You had it easy! No-one even bothered to explain why I my body was so damaged that only my heart, liver, brain, and spinal cord survived. And I got killed off halfway through my first movie! You got to last 3 movies before dying, and thats not counting that they then made another trilogy just for you! ITS YOUR FAULT JAR-JAR BINKS WAS CREATED!! *leaves room sobbing*
FETT: Hey, did I tell you about the time I fell into the Zarlaac pitt?
EVERYONE: YES!
-MRB
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