This is to be my next brickfilm, in which I require voices for several characters.  NOTE: Before I start, I'd just like to clarify that this film, despite the potentially disturbing-sounding title, actually has relatively little violence, and no bad language or anything of that sort.

This film is going to be a comedy that revolves around Mr Jones, who is unwittingly mistaken for an important person, the existence of whom a certain mob boss wishes to end, causing the unfortunate protagonist to be targeted by several hilariously homicidal hitmen.  You will probably also find this film rather weird.

I'm still in the process of refining the script, so it might be a short while before I send all of the lines to the VAs, but it shouldn't be too long hopefully.

Now, with that out of the way, here are the characters:

Mr Jones
An ordinary guy, really, so his voice should be fairly normal.  No particular accent needed.  Also, he has by far the most lines.

Test lines:

"I don't know what everyone wants from me!  I'm just an ordinary person!"
"Five million?  I'm kinda flattered.  I had no idea I was worth that much."

TAKEN

The Sponsor [NOTE: Can either be male or female]
The mob boss who wants Mr Jones dead.  Should be tough sounding, but also needs to sound nervous/uncomfortable in some scenes.  Preferably a New York-ish accent, but nothing too over-the-top.

Test lines:

“I have called you all here to-day because I have been assured that you are the very best at your… profession."
"I don't care!  Just get rid of him!"
(uncomfortably/nervously): “I… all right then.  It’s a deal.”

TAKEN

The Sponsor's Assistant [Can also be male/female]
An assistant of The Sponsor.  Similar voice to the sponsor, though somewhat more respectful when speaking to him/her.

Test lines:

"But boss, with respect... that--that thing is a loose cannon!"

TAKEN

Elmo McGill
An assassin.  Talks with a sort of southern USA accent, but uses complex/fancy words.  Alternatively, an Irish, Cockney, or Australian accent could be acceptable.

Test lines:

"There's just one complication.  See, I'm going to have to murder you first."
(in a polite, almost conversational tone): "Now then, where would you like me to stab you?"
(whisper): “It’s funny because they’re all dead!”

TAKEN

Isaac Armstrong
Speaks in a tough Scottish/Sean Bean-esque accent.

Test lines:

"Back off, he's mine."
“Now listen here, you little wimp.  If you don’t shove off soon and leave us alone, it will be extremely painful for you.  You savvy, or are you gonna need a more painful lesson?”

Vincent Maynard
Accent is a somewhat posh-sounding upper-class English accent, though not too excessive (think Mycroft Holmes from Sherlock).

Test lines:

"The road has come to an end, Mr Jones, as the saying goes."
(sighs) "Look, I don't have time for this.  Just get up against the wall."
"I'm a professional!  I have standards!  I have a reputation to preserve!"

TAKEN

Willow Rosemary Moonbeam
A rather sanctimonious hippie and eco-warrior.  No specific accent required, though the voice must be female.

Test lines:

“Don’t worry man, you’ll soon pass from this astral plane into the next spiritual dimension."
"Duuuude...."
(angrily): “Wait, are you wearing leather?!  The skin of innocent slaughtered animals?!  You deserve to die!"

TAKEN

Cult Leader
The leader of a sinister cult.  Voice is quite wheezy and a tad whispery, and has a slightly odd inflection (a bit like Michael Emerson or G-Man from Half-Life, though not as extreme as the latter).  Even so, it still sounds quite intense at times.

Test Lines:

"The great Lord N'Crawme shall descend upon this earth and claim back all of those who believe in him!"
(Voice slowly becomes "demonic-sounding") “We are beyond mere humans.  We are many.  We shall rise up and destroy all of those who dare oppose us!“  [I'll probably edit this line in post for the proper "demon voice" effect, but it still needs to become gradually more intense-sounding and somewhat raspier as it goes on, if that makes sense.]
(Addressing another cultist) "Isn't that so, Smith?"
(Very normal, non-threatening, voice) "Ow!  That hurt!"

Cultist #1
A member of said sinister cult.  Speaks with a very mumbly, barely understandable voice.  Should be fairly deep and low-sounding (though not whispered or anything like that).

Test lines:

“Yeah, yeah, man, he’s, um, right.  I, um, concur.”

Cultist #2
Another cultist.  In sharp contrast to the Cultist #1, he speaks with an extremely clear, precise, voice.  He pronounces each syllable very precisely (though he doesn't over-pronounce).

Test Line:

"Thus quoth the Book of N'Crawme."

[NOTE: The Cultists' designs aren't finalised, I may change them yet.  Also Cultists #1 and #2 only have a couple of lines each.]

Police Officers
I also need a few male and female voices for some random police officers.  Most are just one or two lines at the most.  I also require some screams of agony, and yelling, etc.

Test lines:

[Female police officer]: "Freeze!  Police!"
"Drop your weapons and put your hands in the air!"

If you're interested in auditioning, let me know and I'll PM my e-mail address.  There are also a few characters that I intend to voice, but if I can't I may post them here so stay tuned!

Last edited by Mr Vertigo (November 18, 2014 (04:14pm))