Topic: Project Bimbo Casting (Deadline and testlines added)
Good quality mikes or better. Poor mikes need not apply. Content of script is of a mature nature (some profanity, bleeped out in post). Sensitive users need not apply.
Color Code
Available
Auditioned, availability pending]
Filled]
Characters:
Hostess Dealer/Seller (High Priority Casting) ]
Quick-witted, fast-talking, urban African American character. Improvisation is a plus.
Audition Lines:
BUYER#2
All I got is 50 bucks? Can I get half--?HOSTESS DEALER
Half? You want half a twinkie? Ya high, fool? Ain’t no one eat half a twinkie. This is what you get for $50.The HOSTESS DEALER hands the BUYER a banana.
BUYER#2
That’s a banana...HOSTESS DEALER
Yeah. Now make like one and split. Get yo candy-ass outta here, you stupid idiot.
Buyer#1]
No description. Adult voice preferred. Hasn't had a Hostess snack cake for a long time.
Audition Lines:
BUYER#1
I’m looking for some Twinkies.HOSTESS DEALER
Man knows what he wants. If you want a Twinkie, show me a hundie.BUYER#1 pulls out his money and they exchange goods.
The BUYER takes the plastic-wrap Twinkie and caresses it like a precious gem.
BUYER#1
God I missed you.HOSTESS DEALER (rolls eyes)
Aw-ite...now get your fat butt out of here.The BUYER starts walking, taking the wrapper off, takes a sniff.
BUYER#1
Oh god yes!The BUYER starts wolfing down the Twinkie.
Buyer#2
No description. Adult voice preferred.
Audition Lines:
See Hostess Dealer audition lines
Buyer#3]
No description. Adult voice preferred. Has Hostess withdrawal, desperate for a Hostess fix.
Audition Lines:
HOSTESS DEALER
Whoa there, brothah. I think you’re looking for my friend a few blocks down the street.BUYER#3
Nah nah man...I-I-I need some sugar...some sugar man.HOSTESS DEALER
Aaah haha I gotcha dude I got you, yeah I got some sugar. Question is, how much snaps you got.BUYER#3
I’ll pay whatever, man. I just....I need dat sweetness now. NOW!
Buyer#4 (Low Priority Casting)]
No description. Adult voice preferred.
Audition Lines:
BUYER#4
Can I at least sample one first?HOSTESS DEALER
Yeah, you can sample...for two hundred bucks.BUYER#4
Two hundred--!HOSTESS DEALER unwraps the Ding Dong.
HOSTESS DEALER
I ain’t got time for your haggling, chief. The price just went up to $300.BUYER#4
What? Three hundred--?!HOSTESS DEALER starts to put the Ding Dong to his mouth.
BUYER##
Whoa! Whoa! Easy easy! Let’s not get crazy here!
Police Officer]
No description. Adult voice preferred.
Audition Lines:
POLICE OFFICER
Well well well. What have we here?HOSTESS DEALER
Evening officer. Fine evenin for a smoke.POLICE OFFICER
Word on the street is you’ve been selling ‘candy’... sending the kid’s blood sugar high.
Crackhead]
Drug addict. Fidgety, looking for a fix.
Audition Lines:
CRACKHEAD
Hey uh...I hear you’re selling some uh...some uh white stuff.HOSTESS DEALER
Yeah, I got some white stuff. What creamy white goodness you like?CRACKHEAD
Creamy white--The hell you selling?
PM for email address if you're interested or send via Forum email. The script is on Google Drive so you'll receive a link to that script. mp3 is preferred. I also accept wav.
Deadline: ASAP by the End of 2012.
