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My parents reviled to my 8 year old brother that Santa isn't real. I'm hiding in my room
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My parents reviled to my 8 year old brother that Santa isn't real. I'm hiding in my room
nooooooooooooooooooo 
like we all didn't know that-o well. when i was little- i had to find out on my own.
If santa were real here are some facts that should also be true (I know these from somewhere...)
-He'd half to be super slim to fit through all of those chimneys (good luck with all of those cookies left for you, Mr. Santa)
-Most chimneys don't have open tops these days
-He'd half to travel at the speed of light (faster, actually) just to reach every Cchristian household on the planet, and even that couldn't be achieved withing the night
-And I'm sure something's wrong with the whole sleigh thing, even if you think past the idea that reigndeer could fly, because of the bag
-and that's another thing- the bag. How in the world are there enough presents to fit every kid in the world (that's Christian)? Even if you only have one gift per child, it should be enough to fill a warehouse or bigger
-What does he do in the north pole all year?
-How can he afford to do this every year? He's a financial and economical miracle. Leaders of the world should go to him for advice.
Hope you enjoyed my thoughts on this. 
If you were offended by this, I didn't mean to do so, I'm just sharing a joke, and we should all laugh at some point about ourselves.
I made a flickr account
I'll be posting behind the scene pictures of my films, creations and stuff here from now on. 
That's it! I shall sue whoever wrote this. I shall take all their money away. Then, I'll get them laid off from work and tell everyone that he's a werewolf so he won't be accepted to any jobs anywhere. Then he'll be living in a cardboard box in an alley in Chicago. Only then shall I drop a piano on him from the top of the Willis (Forever shall it be Sears) Tower. And there he shall rot under the crushing weight of a gigantic grand piano. 
Those d!@#$%-bags.
nooooooooooooooooooo
I was never told Santa was real. Not like I actually believed so. My 7 year old sister is about the only kid in the 2nd grade who doesn't believe in Santa.
Now I even have a new avatar to match my signature.
....but it doesn't show....I still see that epic robot you made...
It's become a refrain of mine, but I'll say it again:
Clear your cache! Clear your cache! Cleeeeeaar yoooooouur caaaaache!
O, i c it now. thx jargn, im sch a n00b.
If santa were real here are some facts that should also be true (I know these from somewhere...)
-He'd half to be super slim to fit through all of those chimneys (good luck with all of those cookies left for you, Mr. Santa)
-Most chimneys don't have open tops these days
-He'd half to travel at the speed of light (faster, actually) just to reach every Cchristian household on the planet, and even that couldn't be achieved withing the night
-And I'm sure something's wrong with the whole sleigh thing, even if you think past the idea that reigndeer could fly, because of the bag
-and that's another thing- the bag. How in the world are there enough presents to fit every kid in the world (that's Christian)? Even if you only have one gift per child, it should be enough to fill a warehouse or bigger
-What does he do in the north pole all year?
-How can he afford to do this every year? He's a financial and economical miracle. Leaders of the world should go to him for advice.
But there is a very obvious answer to all those questions: MAGIC!!!]
I'm pretty sure Santa isn't just a Christian thing, DerTarchin. 
I've met plenty of people who aren't Christians who celebrate/believe Santa Claus.
NOT THAT I DO OR ANYTHING 
-JK
Last edited by Just Kidden (December 13, 2010 (10:15pm))
If santa were real here are some facts that should also be true (I know these from somewhere...)
-He'd half to be super slim to fit through all of those chimneys (good luck with all of those cookies left for you, Mr. Santa)
-Most chimneys don't have open tops these days
-He'd half to travel at the speed of light (faster, actually) just to reach every Cchristian household on the planet, and even that couldn't be achieved withing the night
-And I'm sure something's wrong with the whole sleigh thing, even if you think past the idea that reigndeer could fly, because of the bag
-and that's another thing- the bag. How in the world are there enough presents to fit every kid in the world (that's Christian)? Even if you only have one gift per child, it should be enough to fill a warehouse or bigger
-What does he do in the north pole all year?
-How can he afford to do this every year? He's a financial and economical miracle. Leaders of the world should go to him for advice.Hope you enjoyed my thoughts on this.
This would surely garner much accolade for the thoroughness with which you argue your point if it weren't for the fact that most people here shed such beliefs (if they were ever held) in elementary school. I do appreciate that you mentioned that you weren't trying to offend me. It's common knowledge that posts that debunk the existence of Santa Claus are a hot-button issue. Also, just so you know, non-Christians celebrate Christmas too.
DerTarchin, Santa is magic. Duh.
If santa were real here are some facts that should also be true (I know these from somewhere...)
-What does he do in the north pole all year?
He lives in Lapland.
Yes, he makes all the toys in preparation for next year - according to like....every Christmas film ever made. 
And, the rest can be answered with MAGIC. What? You dont believe in Magic?
Santa is a pretty cruel invention really... You get your kids to believe that there is some magical fat guy that brings you gifts every year, only to crush their souls by telling them that Santa isn't real, and that if a fat 60+ year old guy in a tight red suit tries to give you sweets or presents, you kick him in the nuts and scream, because the world is a horrible place.
AND Santa is an anogram of Satan...
Just saying...
Yeah I guess it is but what happens when you tell your kids that Santa isn't real? I have a Religion teacher who thinks that if he tells his kids Santa is real and then they findout when they're older, then it'll be hard for the to beleive in what he says about the Bible. Therefore he tells them that Santa isn't real and they ust exchange presents. I had mixed feelings about this. If I have kids I want them to be happy at Christmas time. And I wnat them to have the joy of presents appearing over night. But I don't want them to lose faith in me. I think we might just exchange gifts go to church and let them watch movies about Santa but tell them that it isn't real. I found out when I was six by reading about it in a book and I wasn't sad at all. I didn't tell my mom of course.
i got
how much? about a millimeter.
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