Me and my friends are planning to make a series of music parodies, called the "Soviet Reunion". We are going to start off with the YMCA (in this case, the USSR). Here are the lyrics, although I haven't thought of one line yet. Post what you think of them here. Note: if you are russian, and found this offensive, please tell me.

USSR lyrics

Comrade,
The west will make you feel down,
I said, Comrade,
Pick yourself off the ground,
I said, Comrade,
Come to this old school town,
We'll make them very unhappy

Comrade,
There's a place you can go,
I said, Comrade,
when you're short on ammo,
I said, Comrade,
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to make that red star shine.

In fun to stay at the USSR,
It's fun to stay at the USSR.
They have everything, for Comrades to have fun,
There are no Americans,

It's fun to stay at the USSR,
It's fun to stay at the USSR,
Preserve the Soviet dream,
Do a Cossack dance,
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Comrade,
Are you listening to me,
I said, Comrade,
Pick up that RPG,
I said Comrade,
Fire as far as you can see,
And destroy those Americans

No man,
Must have no mustache,
Take a look at
Hitler's tiny mustache,
and then compare,
to Stalin's great brush of hair,
And tell me which one is better.

In fun to stay at the USSR,
It's fun to stay at the USSR.
They have everything, for Comrades to have fun,
There are no Americans,

It's fun to stay at the USSR,
It's fun to stay at the USSR,
Preserve the Soviet dream,
Do a Cossack dance,
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Comrade,
I was one in your boots,
I said, Comrade,
I was down and blue,
I said, Comrade,
I felt no man, had a care for me,
Than I found a whole new color,

That's when someone, from the KGB,
and said Comrade,
Take a flight, and head east,
from Canada,
You'll find the USSR,
They can really help you feel better,

In fun to stay at the USSR,
It's fun to stay at the USSR.
They have everything, for Comrades to have fun,
There are no Americans,

It's fun to stay at the USSR,
It's fun to stay at the USSR,
Preserve the Soviet dream,
Do a Cossack dance,
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