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"Excuse me sir, do you sell win?"
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"This is not just any machine...."
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-MRB
Win.
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Blond: Now where did my wallet go?
Smiles: Hehehe...
I agree with Splash there. That is win.
Customer: "Do you have any two's?"
Salesmen: "What...? We don't sell numbers here."
Guy on left thinking to self: Ha! He thinks I'm vulnerable to force grip.
Guy on left thinking to self: Ha! He thinks I'm vulnerable to force grip.
Don't you mean guy on right?
Why on earth would I mean that? Dyslexic people always say the right words.
Edited for those on 56k. -dewfilms
Yes, thats my caption.
-MRB
The other one was better.
(guy on left) If you smile any harder your face will come off.
girl on left: so... you have been going out with the Giant Hand across the street.
guy on right: how do you know!
girl on left: fingerprints.
(I know the guy on left is in fact a guy, but heck)
Guy on the left: Excuse me sir, but the computer says that you are depressed and sad.
Guy on the right: Do I look depressed?
Man on Left "Hello sir. Would you like a martini?"
Bond "Yes, but I want it shaken, not stirred." [/lame Bond reference]
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Man on Left "Excuse me sir. Can you tell me what's written on my hand? I've been wondering about it all day."
Man on Right "Sure. (Reading) Your mother is a fat, dirty... Ooh, burrrrn."
Last edited by Munzapoppa (January 26, 2009 (07:17pm))
Man on left- Sir! Have I seen you before? You look familiar?
Man on right- Don't we all...
w00t!

From KG's "Obey Thy Parents" (Which contains so much win it can blind you)
Good luck...
-MRB
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