Re: Brickfilm Caption Contest (Game)
Unluckily for Ted, Jerry hated shirts with trucks on them.
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Unluckily for Ted, Jerry hated shirts with trucks on them.
Man with gun: I have a gun with your name on it!
Guy on Bench: Really? Can I see?
Crap. I didn't know that I won. How about when someone wins, the judge of the previous contest sends them a PM, even if they know already? It would save a lot of waiting.
With that out of the way, it's caption time:
Man in Red: "You...you STOLE my...MY SHIRT!!!!!"
The man tackles the man, grabs him by the collar, and starts slamming his head against the ground
Man in Red: "That...that was my FAVORITE SHIRT!!!!! YOU DO NOT STEAL MR.WHEELS FROM ME!!!!"
Guy with Gun:
I am the monkey sock thief!
Give me your monkey socks noooowww!!!
" Something told Tim this wasnt they guy that you saw on the street, this was the kinda guy you saw on Court TV."
guy sitting: that's a nice gun, I have one
gunman: yes, it is a nice gun actually
guy sitting: what do you plan to do with it?
gunman: ...oh, nothing, nothing... GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!
Alfred had never been in this situation before, and under the usual circumstances, would have felt quite embarrassed to be caught wearing such a ridiculous T-shirt. However, since he was once a fashion designer, Alfred realized that red was soooo not this gun-totting man's color, and the gray pants were obviously hand-me-downs. This inflicted the thought upon Alfred that his uncontrollable smiling was not helping the situation.
12 days later, Alfred was found trudging in the middle of a dense forest with no t-shirt and eating a tuft of green stalks he had found growing behind a rather soggy rock. The man with the gun started a new trend of car t-shirts and bought a new pairs of jeans that had pictures of cute ducks all down the side.
Mugger: You see this gun in my hand? It's a Heckler & Koch Mark 23 pistol, using .45 ACP bullets. You're a goner, man.
Victim: You see this car on my shirt? It's a 2005 Toyota Hilux, with 236 horsepower and four wheel drive. As soon as you think about pulling that trigger, it's gonna pop off my shirt and steamroll right over you like a bag of Jell-o, you sad excuse for a robber. You want to know why it's red? I'd tell you, but then you might faint from the graphic nature of it all, you puffed up pussy cat. You'd better start running, 'cuz this bad boy is loaded.
Mugger: You give me everything in---
Guy: In what
Mugger: My wife used to drive a truck like that on your shirt
Guy looks up and down mugger
Guy: I see why she left you.
BOOM
Man sitting: Something isn't quite right
Man standing: What?
Sitting: I think I've forgotten the apple
Sitting Man: Ah yes, you may point that mechanical deathstick at me, however, you have been cunningly decieved. Yes. From the moment you pull that lever, supposedly to lower me into the pits of hell, you may find that the forces of friction will collide with the forces of gravity and air resistance, meaning that if I would raise my hand dramatically, the bullet will....
*BANG*
Man with gun: *sigh* Another Matrix Fan...
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Take off your clothes and DANCE!
-MRB
Last edited by Max Butcher (January 10, 2009 (02:30pm))
BAM BAM yur ded LOL
Bad respawn
Try to stay on topic please. -dewfilms
so...your gonna shoot me with that?
yes.
why?
oh, you know...
is it because my stocks are down and you have come to take me out of my misery?
no.
*BANG!*
Mugger: GIMMIE ALL THE MONEY!
Victim: Be careful! This is a vintage Ford 1931 Adventurer T-Shirt, 85% Cotton and *BOOM*
Announcer: Did the Mugger ever get the money? Will the victim survive? What is the other 15% anyway? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF 25!
It's results time 
!
Honourable Mention:
3rd Place:
Man with gun: I have a gun with your name on it!
Guy on Bench: Really? Can I see?
That joke is quite funny on this occasion.
2nd Place:
Mugger: You see this gun in my hand? It's a Heckler & Koch Mark 23 pistol, using .45 ACP bullets. You're a goner, man.
Victim: You see this car on my shirt? It's a 2005 Toyota Hilux, with 236 horsepower and four wheel drive. As soon as you think about pulling that trigger, it's gonna pop off my shirt and steamroll right over you like a bag of Jell-o, you sad excuse for a robber. You want to know why it's red? I'd tell you, but then you might faint from the graphic nature of it all, you puffed up pussy cat. You'd better start running, 'cuz this bad boy is loaded.
Nice one.
1st Place:
Man sitting: Something isn't quite right
Man standing: What?
Sitting: I think I've forgotten the apple
Funny and random 
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Your up Dr007 
!
-Brain Wave
EDIT: I have sent Dr007 a PM to let him know he's won. This would be very handy if the host(at the time) sent a PM to the winner to tell him if he has forgotten to check this thread.
Last edited by Brain Wave (January 11, 2009 (08:24am))
Well that was unexpected...;)
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