Bricks in Motion
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SHARK: Man, why is your vest welded to your body?
MAN: Why is a shark welded to your body?
SHARK: Don't get smart with me! One day you will be my slave!!
'I'm a shaaaark! Suck my -'
mod edit: no thanks
(that's the actual caption)
Sharks don't have a brick. They have claspers. And that's right, they have two of them.
Were there hallucinogenic mushrooms in my pizza ?
"And then.. *sniff* he said he didn't even wanna fight me again.. *sniff* and then left, saying nothing more than... *whimper* Toodles..."
"Urm, who are you? And what are you doing at my table?"
My Minecraft OCD is kicking in. THE BACKGROUND IS NOT LEGO!
Shark: Look, it's not you, it's me. Sorry, but I gotta swim with the fishes.
MAN: Was it me, or did Doctor Who and Indiana Jones just jump over you?
Gangsters after the shark: "Come on, boys, lets flush this fishy down the toilet."
"Do you ever brush your teeth,geezz that stinks!"
It was around this time that Sailor Bob began to suspect there was something fishy about his blind date.
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Crispy Cheeser 2: A Forbidden Love
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Waiter, there is a fly in- OH GOD, NO! I'M SORRY THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SOUP PLEASE DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.
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These loan sharks get less subtle every day, am I right?
Sharks don't have a brick. They have claspers. And that's right, they have two of them.
He didn't say brick.
It was around this time that Sailor Bob began to suspect there was something fishy about his blind date.
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Crispy Cheeser 2: A Forbidden Love
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Waiter, there is a fly in- OH GOD, NO! I'M SORRY THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SOUP PLEASE DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.
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These loan sharks get less subtle every day, am I right?
You are quite possibly the punniest human being in existance.
What's for dinner?
YOU!
[/obvious joke]
Man, this is the best high ever!
RESULTS
---In first place we have SQUASH!
Waiter, there is a fly in- OH GOD, NO! I'M SORRY THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SOUP PLEASE DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.
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These loan sharks get less subtle every day, am I right?
---In Second Place we have MAX BUTCHER!
Shale wrote:'I'm a shaaaark! Suck my -
- WATERMELON!!'
---And finally in last place we have Brickyman!
"And then.. *sniff* he said he didn't even wanna fight me again.. *sniff* and then left, saying nothing more than... *whimper* Toodles..."
"Urm, who are you? And what are you doing at my table?"
But you all missed the obvious-"I have a Shark for a head. This renders your argument invalid."
Take it away, Squash!
Woo
Image taken from Shovel Pounder's, "The Marathon".
"Is this the line for the shark jump contest?"
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