TheCoolDude1023 wrote:

In a world of blasphemous pigs, there was a giant, who smashed boulders with his bare hands! one day, he came out of his cave, and smashed a cow! The pigs were very afraid of this giant. they were so afraid, that when the giant approached one of the pigs, he died of fear! But then a hero came along, and he told the giant there was a feast going on in his cave. so the giant went into the cave, and the hero trapped him!

That night, there was a feast in honor of the hero. He ate and ate and got all mushy and pudgy (because he got fat) the pigs were so disgusted, they threw the hero out and knighted a new hero called Sir Oinkalot. Well he got fat but he was a pig himself so it did not matter. One night, Sir Oinkalot heard a big smash come from the cave in which held the giant. he went outside to inspect the cave, and found that the giant had broken out! Oh no! What can he do? He's a oil so he can't hold a sword to slay the dragon! So he called for a friend-