Bearing in mind that this is a first or so draft of this scene and that this is a comedy at Batman's expense. ANP want's to make a truly serious Batfilm, unlike the ones on the net, and I want to make a truly funny one, unlike the ones on the net, I want batman to be cool and yet a little foolish. so this is the Steve martian/ Maxwell Smart/ Naked Gun Batman...
what do you think?
EXT: STREET - Night
Wonder woman, and the Green lantern stand facing each other. Superman sits on a wheelchair.
WONDER WOMAN
We need to find that bomb. We only have and hour and a half left.
GREEN LANTERN
I’ll be no help, my rings still broken. And you can see what shape supe’s in.
WONDER WOMAN
So any ideas on where I should start?
SUPERMAN
I normally contact the police they often can-
BATMAN (O.S)
They know nothing.
The group turns to look for batman, he is standing behind superman. Green lantern turns him around on his wheel chair.
BATMAN
The man of steel in a wheel chair, ha, he-he-he.
WONDER WOMAN
And who are you?
BATMAN
Batman, protector of Gotham, the hero it needs but no the one that it-
WONDER WOMAN
Ok, hopeless, what do you know?
BATMAN
Ra’s Al Ghul has rigged the city, we need to find the central computer, if we find that we also find the three A Bombs.
GREEN LANTERN
And how do you know there are three?
BATMAN
A shipment was stolen on the twelfth of this month.
SUPERMAN
How do you know?
BATMAN
It, it was my shipment.
SUPERMAN
You ordered three A bombs on the net. WHY?
BATMAN
To stop the TVbarn from getting them
WONDER WOMAN
Taliban!
BATMAN
Yea, what ever, you’d be shocked what you find when you do a search for Terrorist supplies on EBay.
SUPERMAN
Ok, so any Ideas on how we can find the computer?
BATMAN
Not yet. Contact me in seventy minutes.
WONDER WOMAN
That’d give you ten to implement the plan.
BATMAN
I work best under pressure.
WONDER WOMAN
That’s cutting it a bit thin.
BATMAN
Some might say the same about you.
WONDER WOMAN
Are you flirting with me?
BATMAN
No way, not when the cities fate is on my shoulders, as big and strong as they are
WONDER WOMAN
You hit on me one more time and I’ll hit you back.
BATMAN
That’s very unbecoming of a lady like yourself-
Wonder woman hits batman, he smashes in to the ally wall.
BATMAN
(to self)
all I wanted was to be a part of ‘The Team’ aka Justice League of America, aka JLA, aka-
WONDER WOMAN
Oh, shut Up.
Batman gets back on his feet.
BATMAN
Now if you where going to place a bomb to destroy Gotham, where would you put it Clark?
SUPERMAN
How do you know my name?
BATMAN
I wear a mask to protect my civilian version, you wear glasses
WONDER WOMAN
He does have a point.
SUPERMAN
Batman, I don’t know where I’d put a bomb to destroy Gotham because I’M NOT A CRIMINAL
BATMAN
Good point.
Batman grabs his phone/radar.
BATMAN
(to phone/radar)
put me through to blackgate, I need to talk to a criminal.
ALFRED (O.S)
They escaped, remember?
BATMAN
Ah, yes, thankyou.
Batman puts his radar back in is belt.
BATMAN
Ah, we’ll have to pervert our minds think like a criminal to find the criminal.
WONDER WOMAN
Or we could just think what would be the best place to put it.
so what do you guys think?
Last edited by Cooked Cat (July 23, 2011 (06:18pm))