Cat: I'll die with you, stranger!
Man: Like that dog in the Great War?
Cat: Pah! Dogs? You shall die on your own now, fool!

"Stop looking at me like that! I'm a cat you idiot! All I do is sleep, nag you for food, and have immature pictures of me posted on the internet!"

-MRB

Last edited by Max Butcher (February 18, 2010 (01:52pm))

..... Wai hai kitteh!
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I was gonna cross the street until I got high
I gonna go get something to eat but then I got high
my tummy is still empty and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna buy a dog class before I got high
I wouldn't have tripped over the log but I got high
I'm stuck with a cat and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna exchange him but then I got high
I just got scratched by a cat in the shin cause I got high
I've fallen on the ground and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna look both ways before I got high
I was laying here for days because I got high
now the cat will point and laugh and  I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I got scratched in the leg and took a flog cause I was high
I got tripped by a cat wielding a log cause I was high
Now I've succumbed to gravity and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna stand back up until I got high
I ended up peeing in a cup cause I got high
now that damn cat is scratching me and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna kick the hell out of him but didn't have the time cause I got high
That was a really long verse and I gotta make it rhyme cause then I got high
now I'm stuck writing stupid songs and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I bought a stupid feline because I got high
Now I'm laying on the double yellow line cause I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (This line is actually from the song)
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I want to kill that kitten because I'm high
In a paper bag I'm $%@$@!# because I'm high
and if I'm here forever I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

DRUGS WILL SCREW YOU UP

Last edited by fib12345 (February 18, 2010 (04:34pm))

"actuallly this involves spiderman too, not batman. but im also taking a new approach, more comedy, less action. i dont see to many movies like that with more comedy than action" --SteveStarfyTV on an Indiana Jones meets Star Wars idea.

As Edgar sat motionless in the road, Mr. Puddles, with his bright orange hair, suddenly came from behind, and laid down next to him.

This is not a caption, dude. This is a SONG.

''Why are you smiling at me? ''

Cat:
I'm......not.......gay......