My apologies Captain Littlebrick - I was journeying through the time and space, when I suddenly was pulled into a strange darkness. My power was suddenly draining, and my crew dying. However, I managed to FIRE MAH LASAH directly into the heart of this darkness. The darkness than exploded like a 70's sci-fi Special Effect, and my ship was thrown back on course, all whilst throwing myself around the bridge unconvincingly even when the un-realistic shaking of the carboard set had stopped.
HOUNOURABLE MENTION:
AND
Captain Littlebrick wrote:"Whoohooo! Clear the launchway, man. We're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOOON!"

TIED 3RD PLACE:
Random Parrot wrote:"Hey Jim, how'd we get onto the Doctor Who set?"
Illogical!
AND:
Squash wrote:I can't drive right now, I just drank a glass of wine!
BECAUSE JOHNNY KNOWS, YOU SHOULD NEVER DRIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE- EVER.
So good that I couldnt decide which was funniest.
2ND PLACE:
Just_a_Minifig wrote:Let's Do The Time Warp Agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like where this thread is going....
I love where its going! You get bumped up a place because I freaking love that song. Consider yourself lucky.
TEH WINNAH......(all together now....)
BertL (aka: GOD) wrote: "Entering warp speed."
"Warp 3 sir?"
"No! That will be way too slow!"
"Warp 4?"
"No, thats still too damn slow!"
"Warp 5?"
"Its too damn slow!"
"Warp 6?"
"ITS TOO DAMN SLOW!"
Sorry for the predictablility of the result, but you can tell I have recently discovered (no pun intended) Star Trek - The Original Series on Sci-Fi, and Sky+ HD: A dangerous combo.
Live long and prosper BertL...
-MRB