But I quoted you, Darkman, you.

"In that bottle, how often do you have to pee, and what do you do with the pee?"

"I bet you can't fit inside this bott-"
"OH GREAT. HERE COME THE brick JOKES. "

oops i farted lol

I didn't do one about wee.

Drunk, and all he had left was a coke, he realizes after shaking it that he drank a little to much.

I cna't think of a thing honestly.

meme

[Insert generic fart joke here]

"HEY! I thought my Genie in this bottle would be Christina Aguilera!"

Don't bring vacuum cleaners near Genies

Greetings. I shall be your Gandalf for this evening...

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HARRY POTTER 8 SPOILER:
Just before Harry killed Voldemort, Voldemort created another horcrux with his favourite bottle of Rolling Rock. It preserved what Voldemort may have been like if he continued drinking. Voldemort then apparates to Arabia (because Hogwarts enchantments are futile to the biggest badass in literature) where he leaves the bottle on an island that he remebers from the last time he got high (because even a master of dark arts can get high). However, a boy called Sanjeeiv Potter finds it, and JK Rowling gets rich once again.

-MRB